Happy Saint Patrick's Day!!

Now don't give me any of that, "But I'm not Irish." whiny bullshit. On Saint Patrick's Day, EVERYONE is Irish. This means I expect you ALL to say Happy Saint Patrick's day RIGHT back to me. Got it?

How can you not love a drinking holiday?

You Are The Wheel of Fortune
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I would like to thank McDonald's for LYING about their fries.

They are NOT gluten-free. Rat bastards. Thanks for making me freak out every time I got sick and making me spend HOURS trying to rethink EVERYTHING I TOUCHED OR ATE within 48 hours of illness. So sure it wasn't the fries because the website said they were GF.

I hate you.

Some of my entries are going on super lock down mode. That's just the way it is.

She's beautiful. She's perfect. And I am just head over heels in love with her.

I have just a few pictures but I might save the post until after they are home and do a post of their own. We'll see how the day goes. :)

Dear mozzarella cheese,

Why you gotta be like that?

Bitch.

Cut it out.

Thanks,

Angelina's insides

P.S.: Just when I thought I had pizza back!

Ron wants to go out to eat. So, Bertucci's then home to bed!

Your Christmas is Most Like: A Christmas Story
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I'm done. No more feeling like the fat ass that I am ( Read more... )

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This will have me laughing for days. And it's NOT EVEN GOOD NEWS!