a valentine for you guys:

[angevin2]

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[highfantastical]

But V-Day is the day of Richard's supposed death! We can't possibly celebrate...

[angevin2]

This is a very good point!

(I am nevertheless in a good mood, because I got paid yesterday. Richard may have starved to death, but I won't. At least, not yet.)

[angevin2]

I know! Man, talk about your timing.

[capriuni]

Aww, thank you.

*goes to satisfy her rumbly tummy before tackling Chaucer*

(lesbian Nature on Birdie action is best enjoyed on a full stomach)

(Sometime later)

Ooh, I love the reminder that Chaucer was probably being all sarcastic-like in his linking Valentine with romance. That totally (well, almost totally) makes up for the Hannah Montana singing cards that Hallmark is selling, via TV.

[ext_104773]

Dude, I'm charging you royalties for everyone who reads "hot nature-on-birdie action."

Or getting you expelled for plagiarism. Your choice.

[angevin2]

You are totally entitled to royalties from all the money I make from this post.

Which is, thus far, nothing. Just so you know.

[ext_104773]

I don't work on percentage. I work on flat fee per use. And since the phrase is self-evidently awesome, you owe me (hang on - since at least 4 people have seen the post, and I figure it's worth $1,000 per viewing) $4,000.

I accept all major credit cards :)

[ext_104773]

Oh, and we will be seeking punitive damages :) You'll hear from my lawyer.

(Sorry, SAA paper being awkward but cool. Produces high spirits which manifest themselves in demanding ridiculous payments)

[berkeleyfarm]

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