Comments | angelthingy: Guess what?

angelthingy

Guess what?

Jan 16, 2003 06:36

I am an angel.

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Hi. yahveh January 15 2003, 22:48:50 UTC

Be a good angel thingy and bring me the paper.

All the papers!

ugh god, not again. i'm really busy, ok?! angelthingy January 15 2003, 22:54:21 UTC

Like, later, ok?

I have a date.

yahveh January 15 2003, 22:57:05 UTC

GO TO YOUR ROOM. OR WHEREVER IT IS I KEEP YOU BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW! Though I do know, I just can't be bothered to say!

On second thought, forget it.

Have fun on your "date."

:)

i don't have a girlfriend. please don't tell anyone. angelthingy January 15 2003, 22:59:35 UTC

*brings God the papers*

Sorry, Sir.

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evil_lucipher January 15 2003, 23:15:40 UTC

Yeah, yeah, and I'm Satan, bitch. We don't have time to do this again. My cupcake wants to eat your face. Again.

I won't stand for this hostility, ok!? angelthingy January 15 2003, 23:20:46 UTC

You know, just because you're like, SATAN, and God is GOD, you think you're BETTER than me. Like I'm some lowly angel! Not good enough for anything but fetching the papers and God's slippers and talking to virgins!!! ... not that they're virgins after I've talked to them. I'm totally not 63204304o2304032 years old and still chaste. Really.

Um.

I knitted your cupcake some booties.

Make ME some booties, beeotch. evil_lucipher January 16 2003, 07:49:21 UTC

If you came to work for me, you could talk to dirty whores and have your own boudoir of demonic lust. Lots of Carmen Electra lookalikes. Or hot young priests, if that's your thing. Which it probably is. Just think about it.

You don't need booties. You have cloven.. hoof.. thingies. angelthingy January 16 2003, 12:25:06 UTC

Ha! Like I need them! Like I can't get my own hot young priests in heaven! Because there's plenty and THEY don't care for you OR God. That's right. I'm the one they want. And sometimes I go down to Earth, and I'm like, HEY MORTAL GIRLS, and they're like OMG YOU'RE SO HOT and I'm like, Aren't I?! and they're like YES and I'm like, well make an appointment because I have to some visitations to make for God before 3pm I'm all booked up this week with other things that want to uh... do me, and stuff.

Can I come and visit, though?

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jeezus January 16 2003, 16:16:51 UTC

Liek omg! YOU! I remember you! You're the one my Dad keeps dropping the pencils around! We should totally go bikini waxing together!

oh, great. JEEZUS is here. angelthingy January 16 2003, 17:01:52 UTC

Uh, yes, Your Mighty God's Sonliness. Whatever you say. You annoying little fuck.

Oh yeah. I'd totally love to see your bikini line.

Uh.. I wasn't being serious.

JEEZUS is always here, love muffin. jeezus January 16 2003, 17:48:25 UTC

:) You fucker, just because it's liek in small font doesn't mean I can't still SEE it!
>:P

Liek omg you so totally were serious. I would liek show you omg, but you would die of the Empowering Light of Sexiness that is GOD's son. liek me, duh.

... i know. angelthingy January 16 2003, 18:17:17 UTC

Dam.. Dammit!

Hey Jeezus, your MOTHER is here.

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