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angelthingy

Guess what?

Jan 16, 2003 06:36

I am an angel.

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evil_lucipher January 15 2003, 23:15:40 UTC

Yeah, yeah, and I'm Satan, bitch. We don't have time to do this again. My cupcake wants to eat your face. Again.

I won't stand for this hostility, ok!? angelthingy January 15 2003, 23:20:46 UTC

You know, just because you're like, SATAN, and God is GOD, you think you're BETTER than me. Like I'm some lowly angel! Not good enough for anything but fetching the papers and God's slippers and talking to virgins!!! ... not that they're virgins after I've talked to them. I'm totally not 63204304o2304032 years old and still chaste. Really.

Um.

I knitted your cupcake some booties.

Make ME some booties, beeotch. evil_lucipher January 16 2003, 07:49:21 UTC

If you came to work for me, you could talk to dirty whores and have your own boudoir of demonic lust. Lots of Carmen Electra lookalikes. Or hot young priests, if that's your thing. Which it probably is. Just think about it.

You don't need booties. You have cloven.. hoof.. thingies. angelthingy January 16 2003, 12:25:06 UTC

Ha! Like I need them! Like I can't get my own hot young priests in heaven! Because there's plenty and THEY don't care for you OR God. That's right. I'm the one they want. And sometimes I go down to Earth, and I'm like, HEY MORTAL GIRLS, and they're like OMG YOU'RE SO HOT and I'm like, Aren't I?! and they're like YES and I'm like, well make an appointment because I have to some visitations to make for God before 3pm I'm all booked up this week with other things that want to uh... do me, and stuff.

Can I come and visit, though?

I can have whatever feet I want, thank you. Now, BOOTIES. evil_lucipher January 17 2003, 16:05:00 UTC

OK, let's just get this out in the open right now.

Angels, they don't have sex. When they do, they fall, and they come work for me. It's that simple. You want to get laid, come over and we'll sign some papers. Unless you want to keep getting that mysterious rash from fucking the Tree of Life every weekend.

Ok. But don't tell God. angelthingy January 17 2003, 17:13:16 UTC

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I can't have sex?!

Then what was that I was doing with the... And what were all those paternity suits from that Convent...?!

EXCUSE ME ONE SECOND.

I want red and black ones. evil_lucipher January 17 2003, 20:17:40 UTC

Nuns are bitter, money-grubbing bitches, and humping a tree does. not. count.

The confections are getting bored, Angel.

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