Comments | angelout2killme: I have a second job.

angelout2killme

I have a second job.

Aug 07, 2008 18:29

And it's the easiest one in the world! Provided, I have to lie a lot. Every job has its drawbacks.

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I believe we need an intervention... guinan August 7 2008, 23:24:53 UTC

Sounds like you might be suffering side effects from the new Republican drug

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/ea0b05d406

Re: I believe we need an intervention... angelout2killme August 7 2008, 23:34:54 UTC

The only thing that will save me is coffee.

And sci fi, fantasy, liberal books.

Re: I believe we need an intervention... guinan August 7 2008, 23:47:07 UTC

Well then, I feel it is my moral imperitive to save you with Coffee, in an establishment where we can find sci-fi, fantasy and liberal books.

I think I am free Saturday morning, how early is too early?

Re: I believe we need an intervention... angelout2killme August 7 2008, 23:51:38 UTC

Right now? 4 AM.

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pmoodie August 8 2008, 09:02:26 UTC

Just channel your inner Republican, but be sure to hire an exorcist to cast it out afterwards.

angelout2killme August 8 2008, 09:05:14 UTC

LOL! Never fear: coffee and books are good exorcise. Hee.

lindas_hell August 8 2008, 11:22:04 UTC

Can you say things like "his old wrinkly face reminds me of a sharpei" ?
or do you have to lose a piece of your soul and actually say something like "I love his economic policies. MORE tax breaks for the rich!"

angelout2killme August 8 2008, 11:38:23 UTC

I want to scream at him, "GET SOME SUN! A little!"

I mean, yeah, I'm geek white, but he's nearly transparent!

pmoodie August 8 2008, 14:16:07 UTC

She should say things like "He plays a mean kazoo" or "He can outrun a cheetah."

angelout2killme August 8 2008, 18:52:14 UTC

He can bend a steel bar with his teeth.
He flies Southwest for free.
He fights athelete's foot.
He is the true inventor of the George Foreman Grill.
He comes in seven flavors.
He can make your whites whiter.
He treats guest to the highest comfort level.
He turns boring old skim milk into this luscious zero-fat dessert with the power of his mind.
He keeps a tiger in his backyard.

See? I'm good at this. I wonder how much money I could make.