Stating the obvious

[angelout2killme]

.....is there anything that isn't wanked about on the Internet?

Anything? Anything at all?

That's what I thought.

Comments

[pmoodie]

Oh good grief! Football fanwank? It's enough to shatter one's sanity!

It makes me wonder - what did these people do before there was an internet? How did they find an outlet fo their intense wankiness? Did they just find a private little corner and masturbate furiously all day long? Or did they masturbate in public and get arrested, then locked away in padded rooms where they couldn't upset anyone?

Or, did this type of individual only come into existence with the creation of the internet? If so, I think we should serously consider destroying all computers with axes and going back to living in caves, or up trees.

Bonobos don't have an internet, and they seem to get along just fine.

[angelout2killme]

I blame the hippies. They made public wanking not only socially acceptable but supposedly cool.

[pmoodie]

Wanking is NOT a spectator sport.

And neither should be football, for that matter.