Man, Veronica Mars: Extractor, with Wendy Watson as her point person is a scary, scary thought. And of course Neal is the forger. Heh. That worked out perfectly.
Also, I am trying to imagine Mal and Puck married in a way that doesn't end in bloodshed, but it's not working. Hee!
No one would stand a chance against that team, okay. No one.
I think a Mal and Puck marriage would require a lot of alcohol. There would be a lot of fights at first, but eventually--after a lot of bloodshed--Puck would learn what a real badass is like, and things would start to get a little bit easier, if not less violent. Mostly they steal things and pick up women, so that's fun.
Also, I totally had a dream last night were Mozzie was a Shawn/Lassiter shipper. It was all a metaphor for how much he thinks Neal and Peter should be doing it, obviously.
... You know what would be awesome? A HIGH SCHOOL AU where Neal is some suave teacher person, and Brendon is, you know, Brendon. Naturally, Neal tries to show him the way. And Spencer is unimpressed. And refuses to be an accessory for a crime. Unless his refusal would, you know, lead to more Brendon and Neal alone time. In which case, TRY AND KEEP HIM AWAY HE DARES YOU.
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Also, I am trying to imagine Mal and Puck married in a way that doesn't end in bloodshed, but it's not working. Hee!
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I think a Mal and Puck marriage would require a lot of alcohol. There would be a lot of fights at first, but eventually--after a lot of bloodshed--Puck would learn what a real badass is like, and things would start to get a little bit easier, if not less violent. Mostly they steal things and pick up women, so that's fun.
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JFC, YES. (Also, Spencer would be soooo unimpressed. Seriously.)
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Also, allow me to direct you to, achm, some very important literature: Right here.
I, um, maybe keep opening that one. ::hands::
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... You know what would be awesome? A HIGH SCHOOL AU where Neal is some suave teacher person, and Brendon is, you know, Brendon. Naturally, Neal tries to show him the way. And Spencer is unimpressed. And refuses to be an accessory for a crime. Unless his refusal would, you know, lead to more Brendon and Neal alone time. In which case, TRY AND KEEP HIM AWAY HE DARES YOU.
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