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[angel_sean]

Your Ultimate Purity Score Is... CategoryYour Score Average Self-Lovin'98.3%
Never taken out of the packaging 60.7%Shamelessness100%
76.2% Sex Drive 100%
74.3%Straightness98.2%
Just go fuck something, okay? 39.3% Gayness 100%
78.5%
Fucking Sick99.1%
Refreshingly normal 87.4%
You are 97.19% pure
Average Score: 68.8%

Take The Ultimate Purity

Comments

[angelewan]

Oh, I wish I was as good as you, Sean.

*gazes at you with wide eyed adoration*

Could you teach me?

[johnny_engel]

*taken aback*

How can you ask such a thing? Of course I'll have croutons.

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[angelewan]

But...but...she's so pretty! She's got beautiful hair! And she's got such gorgeous brown eyes! And that full, pouting mouth...*eyes glaze over*

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[angel_sean]

*clears his throat*

IMPURE THOUGHT!!! IMPURE THOUGHTS!!!

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[angelewan]

AAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

*flees*

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[angel_sean]

I could tell you were having impure thoughts!

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[angelewan]

*calls back*

So are you - your ears are turning red!!!

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[angel_sean]

*sighs*

That means someone's talking about me.

[demon_orli]

There is beauty in everyone if you know where to find it, Ewan. *charmingly smiles at you*

[messenger_angel]

DON'T YOU TRY TO INFLUENCE HIM YOU FOUL DEMON OF THE DARKEST PIT OF HELL!

*chases after you with a cast iron frying pan*

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[angel_sean]

*horrified*

[wakeofthemoon]

Marton dude, you need to like, mellow out. Seriously.

*fries eggs and Heaven's Choice (tm) bacon in my own frying pan*

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[angel_sean]

Can I get some of that when it's done?

*sees the demon*

*rages*

[wakeofthemoon]

Of course. And you, my man, need to chill too.

*pours you some juice* Here, have some OJ, squeezed by the real OJ Simpson. One of Hell's finer imports, if you ask me.

*spies the demon*

Oy vey.

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[angel_sean]

Thanks.

*does another healing rain*

*calms down*

[mistigris]

Well, there's no need to be rude about it. Orlando was just telling it like it is.