The ABSURD Comment Ficathon

[angearia]

Fandom, it’s time to throw caution/subtlety/taste to the wind. Unleash your inner weirdo (or your innermost weirdest layer of weird you’ve keep restrained beneath your surface weird) and immerse yourself in stories that smash canon and create a mishmash of fanfiction wonder. Crack and crossover to your heart’s content until you’ve left canon crying

Comments

[angearia]

Questions/Comments/Concerns/etc.

go here

[upupa_epops]

My ability to can is currently unavailable.

[angearia]

My ability to canon is currently unavailable.

FIXED IT FOR YOU

[upupa_epops]

Also, are you sure about the multilingual thing? Because I am ready to spam XDDDD.

[angearia]

Filled Prompts

links go here

[local_max]

Where Everybody Knows Your Name But Can't Say It Out Loud: Here Buffy/Cheers, PG

Bond Among the Bonds Here James Bond/The Pink Panther/Others (which are a surprise). Casting spoilers for various, including RTD-Doctor Who and The Third Man.

[laeria]

everything the light touches (or: A Plot of Leonine Patricide Is Forged and Scar Is Nonetheless Somehow a Woobie), Lion King, rated 13ish, http://angearia.livejournal.com/248739.html?thread=7077283#t7077283

[ceciliaj]

Blood Addicts Anonymous meetings are, shockingly, less than productive: Here BtVS/TVD PG

[angearia]

Community/Doctor Faustus - Evil!Abed & Doctor Faustus - say hello to your darkest timeline

[upupa_epops]

TVD - Stefan - Coffee is your friend (inspiration - song in French, English subtitles)

[ever_neutral]

bless your existence.

[upupa_epops]

TVD lub Buffyverse - ktokolwiek - Nie lubię wampirów

[TVD or Buffyverse - anyone - "I don't like vampires" (I might be bribed to make a rough English translation. I am easily bribed with baked goods and amusing gifs)]

[laeria]

Could you be bribed to transcribe it? I have no gifs but I can offer amusing attempts of translation (to English) based on
a. google translate
b. speaking Serbian
c. four years of Russian at school
d. lalala we all know all vaguely Slavic languages are vaguly connected right?

[upupa_epops]

OMG THIS WILL BE HILARIOUS!!! Just give me a few minutes!!!!!!!!!!!

[upupa_epops]

Here you go:

Nie lubię wampirówMrok zapada, ciemna noc