Random Doctor/Master crack-y slash drabble

[ang_the_adverse]

Written on comment_fic for the prompt Diabolical Plan
Master/Doctor Slash

"What are you doing?"

The Master looked insulted.

"You can't keep expecting these things of me, Doctor. I'm short, we're the sort of people who hide under desks doing kinky things, and no-one ever knows we're there."

"Really? Because that's not what most people think of when you

Comments

This ^^ duh.

[princesselinor]

HAH :)
I like it
I wish I was short ... *rolls eyes*
Stupid FaceBook, it cursed me!

Re: This ^^ duh.

[ang_the_adverse]

thx. xxxxxxxx

how did facebook curse you?

Re: This ^^ duh.

[princesselinor]

It was like - you'll be 5"1...
It cursed me!
I AM 5"1 now I can't grow any higher, and you'll have a kid soon!
*shakes head*
I like the story though...
Short people have ALL the power... mwahahhaah!
I CAN'T DECIDE, WHETHER YOU SHOULD LIVE OR DIE..
OH YOU'LL PROBABLY GO TO HEAVEN, PLEASE DON'T HANG YOUR HEAD AND CRY...
NO WONDER WHY, MY HEART IS DEAD INSIDE, ITS COLD AND HARD AND PETRIFIED.
NOW, LOCK THE DOORS, AND CLOSE THE BLINDS - WE'RE GOING FOR A RIDE *waggles eyebrows suggestively* :L xxxx

[gee_gaskarth_x]

I know you friended me to see the update of my sequel, but I just had to say that this is possibly my favourite drabble of this pairing I've ever read. Their relationship so is drawn out foreplay <3
Do you mind if I friend you back? (:

[ang_the_adverse]

Gosh, no! Friend away :)
I friend people for many different reasons which I tend to forget, and all I know about my friends list is "they're cool people" so I'm happy with you hanging out here for some of your interwebs time. ;P

[ang_the_adverse]

oh, and thank you >

[calistomyth]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa
OKok, I'll stop. Sending this to a friend for the cheerful hilarious-ness...
Brilliant :P

[ang_the_adverse]

Thank you! Both for your comment and your rec!
Glad you enjoyed.