STOP MAKING ME CRAZY!!!!
...Stop making yourself crazy, asshole.
Oh, oh right.

I'm awake. I'm awake & I don't have to be. I'm awake & I don't have to be & it's ,early. I had a dream that a sourcerer told me I should start eating more rice. So I think I'll go buy some rice. Because I'm awake. & I don't have to be. & it's ,early. I have a suspicion that I may be severely fuckin' depressed. I don't know how that's ( Read more... )

"They don't want to feel badly. This trait sometimes makes them appear irrational and illogical in conflict situations ( Read more... )

( SKULLCRUSHER MOUNTAIN )

I nightmared about horrifying giant black bears & that scene in "the hills have eyes" where the father shotguns himself & turns into (in my dream anyway) a blood suckin' terror zombies. He spat evil at me & told me how foolish I was to stay a human & how we would all be zombies soon enough anyway ( Read more... )

Pass out with a brain full of drunken wonder & inspiration. Wake up & what the fuck am I thinking? I'm thinking I'm sad. I feel sad, sad, sad. C'mon, me! Turn magic!! get me out of this motherFucking butterfly net!!! I find myself daydreaming about disneyland...& that first day where I got suuuppperr sickkk. Hitting me all at once on that ( Read more... )

How do I get this fucking butterfly net off of me!?!?

Well That was assanine. I couldn't resist. Goddamn.

Aly & I get drunk & think we're good at sports. In reality...we probably should not have been playing baseball catch in that courtyard with all of those cars parked around us. I just recall her throwing the ball really high up into the air making it impossible for me to catch & then the both of us stupidly laughing as it boucned through the ( Read more... )

Being out in the ultraviolet on a bright blue sunday afternoon I get a feeling like...being caught. What are Yew doing Here?? You Don't Belong Here!!

Nope. No I don't.