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Dec 12, 2011 00:15

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[Judging by the horizon behind Karkat's head, he's posting this from somewhere relatively high up. On top of a derelict building he's assumed is his hive, to be specific. He doesn't want to run into anybody in person just yet, so he's going for privacy.]Okay, so I must have just eaten several gallons of sopor slime in my sleep, and I have ( Read more... )

caren ortensia, dave strider, mokona (soel), karkat vantas, vriska serket

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[Video] pastmesucks December 12 2011, 05:23:38 UTC

Goodness, I've offended a weird alien lady's delicate hoidy toidy sensibilities. I could just flog myself to death with a shovel out of sheer social embarrassment.

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pastmesucks December 12 2011, 05:31:59 UTC

Oh awesome, snarky horseshit from flighty broads is basically my second favorite thing. But if you're going to wilt like some kind of pansy flower every time you hear an expletive you should know that my favorite thing is the word "fuck," so get used to it, asshole.

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[text] sp8dersona December 12 2011, 05:52:16 UTC

Wow, ok8y!
I just have to s8y, I'm really glad another troll showed up 8efore you did, 8ecause if you were the first other mem8er of my species I saw since coming to this planet?
It would 8e a pretty fucking disappointing reunion.

[TEXT] pastmesucks December 12 2011, 05:57:28 UTC

OKAY I'M GOING TO HAVE TO SCREAM AT YOU FOR THAT ILL-CONCEIVED SLAM SHORTLY, BUT
ARE THERE SERIOUSLY ONLY THREE TROLLS HERE?
WHAT FUCKING PLANET ARE WE ON?

sp8dersona December 12 2011, 06:02:50 UTC

Some pl8ce called Sirocco, apparently.
Dum8 n8me, I know.

pastmesucks December 12 2011, 06:10:33 UTC

WELL THEY CAN NAME THEIR PLANET WHATEVER THEY WANT, WHO GIVES A SHIT.
THE POINT IS, WHY WOULD WE BE HERE???
AND THE OTHER POINT IS THAT YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE, I'M BASICALLY THE BEST THIRD TROLL WHO COULD POSSIBLY SHOW UP ON PLANET SIROCCO AND WOULD HAVE BEEN AN EVEN BETTER SECOND ONE
AND I'D SURE AS FUCK HAVE BLOWN YOU OUT OF THE WATER AS A FIRST ARRIVAL.

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text has_a_blog December 12 2011, 06:32:50 UTC

appeared in some city thats shitty like some fat mans crack
memories are gone but theyre slowly trickling back
if you paid attention youd know whats up with these weird times
but it doesnt matter because you get my sick rhymes
so quit your whining like a kid who spelled his glass
before i get fed up and shut down your stupid ass

pastmesucks December 12 2011, 06:59:48 UTC

OKAY I DIDN'T ACTUALLY WANT YOU TO FUCKING SERENADE ME WITH YOUR WEAKASS RHYMES, IDIOT. IT WAS A MOTHERFUCKING JOKE.
NOW PLEASE TRANSLATE THAT OUT OF ASSHOLESE.

text has_a_blog December 12 2011, 07:17:32 UTC

if you are gonna be hating on my rhymes you better be ready to back that shit up by putting your money where your mouth is and dropping some motherfucking science in here

[TEXT] pastmesucks December 12 2011, 07:20:21 UTC

SORRY, I'M NOT MUCH OF A SLAM POET OR A COLLOSSAL RETARDED TOOL.
WHOOPS OH WAIT! THOSE TWO THINGS I SAID I'M NOT ARE ACTUALLY THE SAME THING.

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manjuumagic December 12 2011, 07:17:39 UTC

Sirocco is a super fun place!
Your mind's full of holes just like lace!
But you aren't alone
In this exciting new home
For everyone, this is the case.

pastmesucks December 12 2011, 07:25:34 UTC

Would you fucking people stop literally rapping at me, oh my god. I give up on making sarcastic requests to idiots.

But anyway, trying to decipher this, I guess... I don't remember anything because of where I am and not because I'm drugged up?

manjuumagic December 12 2011, 07:31:50 UTC

Uh-huh! It's a mysterious place~

There's only about enough new people to fill a floor, but most of us come from different worlds. One of Mokona's friends has big teeth and horns like you, so maybe you're from the same place.

pastmesucks December 12 2011, 07:49:09 UTC

Was this friend by any chance an obnoxious twit who litters all her conversations with a shitty "eight" motif?

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