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[pastmesucks]

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[Judging by the horizon behind Karkat's head, he's posting this from somewhere relatively high up. On top of a derelict building he's assumed is his hive, to be specific. He doesn't want to run into anybody in person just yet, so he's going for privacy.]Okay, so I must have just eaten several gallons of sopor slime in my sleep, and I have

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[has_a_blog]

appeared in some city thats shitty like some fat mans crack
memories are gone but theyre slowly trickling back
if you paid attention youd know whats up with these weird times
but it doesnt matter because you get my sick rhymes
so quit your whining like a kid who spelled his glass
before i get fed up and shut down your stupid ass

[pastmesucks]

OKAY I DIDN'T ACTUALLY WANT YOU TO FUCKING SERENADE ME WITH YOUR WEAKASS RHYMES, IDIOT. IT WAS A MOTHERFUCKING JOKE.
NOW PLEASE TRANSLATE THAT OUT OF ASSHOLESE.

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[has_a_blog]

if you are gonna be hating on my rhymes you better be ready to back that shit up by putting your money where your mouth is and dropping some motherfucking science in here

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[pastmesucks]

SORRY, I'M NOT MUCH OF A SLAM POET OR A COLLOSSAL RETARDED TOOL.
WHOOPS OH WAIT! THOSE TWO THINGS I SAID I'M NOT ARE ACTUALLY THE SAME THING.

[has_a_blog]

man youre great at asking for help

[pastmesucks]

I MADE AN EXECUTIVE POLICY DECISION ON GETTING HELP FROM SMUG ASSHOLES WHO TYPE IN FREAKISH HIDEOUS COLORS, WHICH IS FUCK DOING THAT.

[has_a_blog]

whats wrong with red
its a perfectly good color

[pastmesucks]

IT'S GAUDY. IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE SHOWING OFF TO GET ATTENTION, PROBABLY FROM PROSPECTIVE FLUSHED INTERESTS (YEAH RIGHT, BY THE WAY).

[has_a_blog]

sure lets go with that
we can all be flushed together
whatever that means

[pastmesucks]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN "WHATEVER THAT MEANS," ARE YOU RETARDED OR SOMETHING
OR DOES YOUR OWN PERSONAL CASE OF AMNESIA APPLY TO YOUR BASIC FUCKING VOCABULARY?

[has_a_blog]

i dont know anything about your crazy troll universe
not entirely sure i want to
i mean look at the kind of raging tool it produced so far

[pastmesucks]

SO LET ME GUESS, YOU MUST BE ONE OF THE FREAKY, DISCONCERTING PINK-SKINNED NATIVES?
WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR SPECIES EVEN CALLED.

[has_a_blog]

elder rapperdragon

[pastmesucks]

THAT'S A TERRIBLE NAME. I'VE SEEN ONE OF YOUR KIND, YOU DON'T LOOK REMOTELY LIKE DRAGONS.

[has_a_blog]

we only show our true forms on the night of the full moon
or when we start rapping
i had to take my computer out onto the roof so i could have room to do that rap earlier

[pastmesucks]

YOU'RE TROLLING ME, AREN'T YOU.