Dear Facebook's "People You May Know" column,

[andthatisthat]

No, I would not like to add the people who bullied the shit out of me at school as friends, but, y'know, thanks for the flashbacks. :O

Comments

[andthatisthat]

Yeah, I'm fine. And I'm sure the "people you may know" thing is helpful in a lot of ways, but chances are if there are people from school I haven't already friended, it might be for a good reason. Thanks for checking, anyway! :D

[iridescentglow]

Ugh, seriously. This is why facebook kind of creeps me out. :/ The beauty of growing up is, y'know, forgetting people you hate. o__o

[lapifors]

Facebook has given up on the "People You May Know" tool with me, because I "x"-ed every single person it could think of. Good riddance.

[mikeisnotatest]

My favourite People You May Know was some tosser who I found slagging me on someone else's Facebook page, despite the fact that I hadn't seen said tosser in about six years, barely knew him even then, and had in fact completely forgotten he ever existed.

Mike 1, Eminently Forgettable Tosser 0.

[brownstudies]

That sucks, I'm sorry :(

There really needs to be a "banish forever" button on that thing. If you can throw a virtual sheep at somebody, you should be able to keep people from popping up on your page.