Dear Facebook's "People You May Know" column,

[andthatisthat]

No, I would not like to add the people who bullied the shit out of me at school as friends, but, y'know, thanks for the flashbacks. :O

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[winterwooskie2]

I hate when it does that.

The funniest 'People You May Know' whoopsie involved me seeing someone under there and going "hang on, I'm already friends with that guy." Which had been true, but he had apparently UNfriended me, along with a couple of other people. BUSTED! I still have no idea why, but they ignored me on campus too. :(

I'm sorry that everyone is so jealous of me, but I can't help it that I'm so popular.