Kiba's child continues to hate him for no reason at all. Ino's screaming reaches Mariah level records at one point, shattering all windows in the house. The marriage begins to suffer, and together with Shikamaru and Temari, they go to group counciling to salvage things.
Temari and Kiba get into their own fight, and Temari punches Kiba in the mouth. Kiba punches her in the mouth in retaliation. Ino sucker punches him and breaks his jaw.
For a good week and a half their neighborhood is silent and they are the happiest they've ever been. They have awesome makeup sex and live happily ever after until the wire comes out of his jaw.
Embittered, Genma moves and starts a nightclub called "Genma's Café Américain" in a place called Basaclanca, not to be confused with the more popular Casablanca. There he plays the piano and drinks single-malt scotch along with his sickly ex-roomie Hayate. He remains a cynical shadow of himself until Shizune walks back into his life. After a long ordeal involving Nazis (they still exist as a socialist party? Like uniforms and everything? Really?) and letters, they reconcile their differences. Even though they can't stay together, as she gets on her plane, he remarks that they'll always have 311 Lysgar.
Lately, he brought a lawsuit against Nintendo for the game Hotel Dusk for infringing on his life story.
One night after doing some acid and smokin' some peyote with his native american buddy, Tensquatawa, Jiraiya woke up a week later in his bathtub and found out that he was legally dead. Funeral service and EVERYTHING. He decided not to fix this in order to evade the federal government and years of delinquent taxes. During this reinvention of himself, he came to the conclusion that he was now capable of living purely through the act of Photosynthesis, until he found out that the bacteria and algae capable of this feat were asexual organisms, which he then immediately dismissed cause "there ain't nothin' asexual about him." He went out to reaffirm his virility and got punched out by a stripper named Lexus after he told her that he'd had a ride in her before and she had a shitty clutch and just ended up stalling out on him
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The prank war continues unrelentingly between both Ishida and Ichigo. This culminates in an event so large that eventually neither of them can control it. The NSA recovers encrypted messages that implicate, with strong evidence, that Bleach Inc. is actually working for "The New Soviet Republic" under the authority of a hacker named "Systematic Entropy," codename "10101011," and that they have succeeded in constructing a working army of Communist Transformers with the intent of imminent attack on U.S. soil
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Temari and Kiba get into their own fight, and Temari punches Kiba in the mouth. Kiba punches her in the mouth in retaliation. Ino sucker punches him and breaks his jaw.
For a good week and a half their neighborhood is silent and they are the happiest they've ever been. They have awesome makeup sex and live happily ever after until the wire comes out of his jaw.
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Lately, he brought a lawsuit against Nintendo for the game Hotel Dusk for infringing on his life story.
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