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bart_calendar April 16 2014, 11:13:34 UTC
Noah was going to be screwed on the race issue no matter what. If they made Noah black middle American would have gone nuts. If you make him white and the other characters black then you end up with a story of god killing all black men and letting the white dude live.

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abigail_n April 16 2014, 11:28:25 UTC
There are about half a dozen characters on the "good" side of the Noah story, including a daughter-in-law character who was invented for the movie (played by Emma Watson). There's absolutely no reason why some of them couldn't have been PoC, even if you're determined that your lead has to be white.

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bart_calendar April 16 2014, 11:30:31 UTC
Note: I haven't seen the movie so I'm basing this on my understanding of how the original noah story plays out - wouldn't the daughter in law character and all characters other than noah get killed by god no matter what?

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erindubitably April 16 2014, 11:38:16 UTC
Noah's family went with him on the ark, he wasn't the only human occupant.

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philmophlegm April 16 2014, 11:26:41 UTC
How about making him (and all the other characters in the film) mesopotamian looking?

The Noah story in Genesis is basically a rewrite of a couple of earlier Akkadian epics. Makes sense to me therefore that the characters depicted in the film should look middle-eastern. Making them look like Russell Crowe and Emma Watson makes no sense. But making them look like Morgan Freeman and Lupita Nyong'o no sense either.

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bart_calendar April 16 2014, 11:31:19 UTC
Also, who the fuck would believe that God would save Russel Crowe?

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philmophlegm April 16 2014, 11:35:31 UTC
Quite. I mean if you were an omnipotent superbeing, you'd pick Morgan Freeman wouldn't you?

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bart_calendar April 16 2014, 11:43:10 UTC
Or James Spader.

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gonzo21 April 16 2014, 11:50:51 UTC
The mysterious black ring is almost certainly what happens when somebody puts a squirt of lighter fluid into a round barbecue that hasn't been used all winter, and gets a big cool puff of black smoke ring.

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andrewducker April 16 2014, 11:54:30 UTC
Apparently it's from fireworks!

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gonzo21 April 16 2014, 12:01:24 UTC
Ahh, yes, that would explain it too. The times I've seen them was usually when somebody squirted petrol into an oil barrel to start a fire, and got a big WHOOMP, puffing a dirty great ring up into the sky.

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del_c April 16 2014, 15:13:18 UTC
It was the boyfriend of the niece of someone on my LJ friends list, who was the tech in charge of special effects at Warwick Castle testing for an upcoming event. She posted yesterday that he's been getting a ribbing for the last few days for having caused a Daily Mail sensation.

I'm amused that the truth has been posted in the DM comments, and it just sits there looking like all the other theories. It's even been "debunked" for its implausibility! I hope they succeed in doing it again in front of an audience on the day.

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nancylebov April 16 2014, 12:12:21 UTC
I haven't seen Noah, so I don't know whether a montage of people drowning all over the world would have fit.

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a_pawson April 16 2014, 12:24:14 UTC
Not really. Since Noah is only 10 generations down from Adam & Eve, there aren't that many people on the planet at that time.

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del_c April 16 2014, 12:20:25 UTC
I'm prepared to forgive a cover artist who, when asked to depict a "computer on your wrist" in a punchy way for people browsing the magazine rack, paints an actual present-day computer on your wrist. As the article says, it's an amusing way to get the message across. That little floppy says "micro-SIM card" to me.

I'd be interested to see how such illustrations handled the task when the mouse-and-pointer UIs became common knowledge a few years later. Would they show you tapping your wristwatch with a stylus?

I'm surprised the article says people thought the coming iPhone would be like an iPod. I'd have thought people would predict a fusion of a phone with the non-phone PDAs with touch screen that were already around.

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apostle_of_eris April 16 2014, 18:38:33 UTC
"You're going to take an iPod and add a radio to it and turn it into a phone? And you're going to charge five hundred dollars for a phone? A phone that plays music? Well, good luck with that. Because that is the number one most crazy idea I've ever heard."
-- Steve Ballmer on the introduction of the iPhone

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