It only counts when you don't want anything in return...

[andacus]

So, in my continued efforts to be around more and not neglect all of you anymore, I present THE PARANOIA MEME!!!!!

Also, go wank here, in case you missed it yesterday: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

Comments

[eumelkeks]

EXCELLENT!

[andacus]

WHY THANK YOU!

[mad_tenshi]

Just a minute ago bbc posted this headline on Twitter: New reserve for 'Asian unicorn'

UNICORNS!

I click and what do I read? An article about a newly discovered antelope.

THAT IS NOT WHAT I WANT. I WANT SHINY SPARKLY UNICORNS!
I FEEL BETRAYED.

...

Who am I? Who am I? I am the guardian of lost souls! I am the powerful, the pleasurable... who cares? I am here to stalk you. Mwhahaha

[andacus]

UNICORN FAIL!!! BASTARDS!

And wow, you just totally embodied every person in the paranoia meme. LOL FABULOUS JOB!!

[eumelkeks]

NO ONE IS LIKE ME!

[andacus]

WHO SAID YOU WERE ON THE LIST?!

[_puchula_]

I'm SO #3 I'm not even going to pretend I bothered figuring it out.

My icon... nuff said.

[andacus]

WHUT? WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT? YOU'RE MISLED!

[_puchula_]

Well, it's either that or #1, but everyone knows it's be more polite to play the humble card. DUH!

[andacus]

Nah, I have other *couchfacebookcough* ways of not sucking at talking to you!

[zomgjess]

DAMNIT I SUCK SO BAD IT WON'T EVEN LET ME COMMENT!

[andacus]

Yes you do.

[zomgjess]

I'm number 10 anyway. You're just jealous of my dog agility stories.

[andacus]

Yep, you caught me. I'm just jealous. Mm-hmm. That's it.

[natertatersmom]

AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...You know that I'm totally *heart eyes* for the paranoia meme.

Also, I *did* kind of bring this on myself* and I *am* really odd. YOU LOVE ME THAT WAY.