It only counts when you don't want anything in return...

[andacus]

So, in my continued efforts to be around more and not neglect all of you anymore, I present THE PARANOIA MEME!!!!!

Also, go wank here, in case you missed it yesterday: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

Comments

[mad_tenshi]

Just a minute ago bbc posted this headline on Twitter: New reserve for 'Asian unicorn'

UNICORNS!

I click and what do I read? An article about a newly discovered antelope.

THAT IS NOT WHAT I WANT. I WANT SHINY SPARKLY UNICORNS!
I FEEL BETRAYED.

...

Who am I? Who am I? I am the guardian of lost souls! I am the powerful, the pleasurable... who cares? I am here to stalk you. Mwhahaha

[andacus]

UNICORN FAIL!!! BASTARDS!

And wow, you just totally embodied every person in the paranoia meme. LOL FABULOUS JOB!!

[eumelkeks]

NO ONE IS LIKE ME!

[andacus]

WHO SAID YOU WERE ON THE LIST?!

[andacus]

*hint: you're on the list*

[eumelkeks]

I KNOW! I ALWAYS AM. *preens*

[andacus]

Fine, next time it will be the "None of these people are Deeny Meme".