Happy Belated Anniversary to Us!

[anamuan]

so, i am the worst wife in the world, literally, because I let mycroftnext's and my FIVE YEAR ANNIVERSARY go by without popping open the sparkling cider and the glittertext. well, to be fair, we have no real idea when our anniversary is. we've got it pinned down to a year and a season, so I'm pretty impressed with us. So really we're the worst wives in the

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[phonestrap]

Aw, this is just so many different levels of adorable.

re: disclaimer - lol kind of like when Rhey and I "broke up" on Facebook. We had people sending us condolences and sadface, all, "WHHHY? DD: You guys were so good together!" I had no idea people thought we were actually serious...

[anamuan]

one of mycroftnext's aunts actually got mad at her and was yelling at her dad about not being invited to the wedding. her dad rolled his eyes and passed the phone over and was like '....i don't love you enough to deal with this' or something of the sort.

[phonestrap]

a;sdlkj I don't know if I should laugh or be distressed at her father's response.

Sadly enough, if my father found out that Rhey and I "broke up," he'd fly into a rage and probably disown/murder me because he actually kind of thinks I am gay as it is. -_- WHICH I DON'T UNDERSTAND. If I have male friends, he panics because of the ~dangerous situations~. If I have female friends, he panics because this might mean I'm gay. THERE'S NO RIGHT PATH TO CHOOSE.

[anamuan]

well, it probably helps our case that i am an internet polygamist and mycroftnext is very mormon. the only right path, it sounds like, is to get married to a nice boy he picks for you and start popping out babies so you don't have time for friends! only then can we be sure you're neither in danger of your lust or a secret lesbian!

[mycroftnext]

I love you my darling dearest. I'm so pleased that you have accepted your fate of being stuck with me forever. :D

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[anamuan]

"accepted my fate" excuse me, I asked you to marry me. I had to talk you into it. "accept my fate," jeeze!

[therelic]

This made me laugh so hard, it was that sweet. Congrats to you both!

[anamuan]

we're v happy together :DDDD

[stillesprite]

wait, only 5yrs?
what took you so long?

oh, maybe it was just a fb wasn't perfect yet kinda thing.
wait, it hasn't existed forevar?

[anamuan]

i talked mycroftnext into letting me put us up as 'married to' on FB during study abroad. absence makes the heart grow fonder? so she said yes?