of everything, breaking my habit of speaking in lolcat is the hardest.

[anamuan]

nikki can has benefits! yes, that's right. I've finally enrolled in my various benefit plans after much thought devoted to choosing my 401K. the most ridiculous part? the part i was putting off enrolling in, you just say whether or not you want a 401K plan through my company. You have to go in to fidelity separately in order actually pick what

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[thinking_lotus]

locked room?

I know someone who works in a former salt mine ...

[anamuan]

the one you need clearance and special permission to go into.

i...see?
if it is not a salt mine any longer, what is it?

[pixisticks]

It's where they keep Walt Disney's body.

*bricked*

[ginzarhapsody]

my cousin works in chinatown. isn't that where we had dinner with winterspel?

[anamuan]

no, we had dinner at Teasim downtown.

[saturnianlove]

Your job sounds pretty chill - so far.

Yamapi wakes up cozy and warm, feeling soft lips brushing against his neck from behind and a hand sneaking down to trace the elastic of his boxers. “Jin,” he murmurs, slow smile forming on his face, not bothering to open his eyes.

“Not me,” Jin’s voice sounds, distinctly in front of him, and Yamapi jerks, rapidly blinking the sleep from his eyes to see Jin fully dressed, sitting in a chair against the wall.

“Who-” Yamapi starts, voice scratchy from disuse, and that’s when his vision is obscured by a blindfold, just as some sort of soft cloth is tied around his wrists. Yamapi starts to panic, wondering if he should be thrashing out with his legs at least, then mentally cursing the blanket for holding him captive from doing so. “Who’s there?” he asks, cringing at how shaky his voice sounds. “How many people are here?”

“Relax,” Jin says soothingly. “Trust me, Pi. I wouldn’t let anything bad happen to you.”

That’s what you said right before you played your last prank on me, Yamapi thinks, but he

[anamuan]

i like it. some days it's really slow (tuesday), and some days i get slammed with 8 million things i need to do (yesterday). and, as you can see, i get fiercely competitive (with...no one?) about grammar in ridiculous ways.

holy shit, what a way to wake up. i would freak the fuck out if someone pulled that on me. i have a feeling that this is going to be good. *grabby hands* :D?

[saturnianlove]

...actually I think that's it xD I don't even know who's there, aside from Ryo. I was thinking all of NEWS, but that's probably not possible :x I like the concept of Jin just sitting back and watching, though (:

[anamuan]

roflrofl i have mental images of tegoshi and massu and koyama not being nearly as quiet and subtle as they think they're being. and then yamapi freaking out, like OH MY GOD KOYAMA?!?! CLOSE YOUR EYES. SHIGE! YOU MUST BE HERE TOO RIGHT SHIGE? COVER HIS EYES. HIS INNOCENCE WILL BURN AWAY!

[gingifere]

Why is she in a locked room...I read something about some famous British politician going to Virginia the other day and thought of you :D

[anamuan]

because that's where the sensitive personal information is. one of the things OCSE can do is withhold passports (during processing) if you've not been paying your child support.

♥♥♥

[gingifere]

Ahhh. We shred everything here kajsk, I love the shredder *___* Damn, we should use that policy here. The amount of shitty dad's we get who refuse to pay child support is insane.

hey you~ ♥

[anamuan]

presumably you're not allowed to shred someone's passport, particularly if you're going to give it to them as soon as they pay up.

:((( i don't even understand how people can not pay their child support, especially the ones with good jobs and a lot of money. It's like they're doing it just because they're asses.