:\ sorry, not your favourites. i also didn't manage to use the actual line.anamuanJune 5 2008, 07:45:49 UTC
this was not a tumor-tumor, it was a penis.
Yamapi was 11 years old, and he was dying. He hadn't told his mother yet because he thought she would cry. He hated when his mother cried. It was even worse than pop quizzes, because you know that even if you fail the pop quiz, life will still go on. When his mother cried, Yamapi had his doubts about that.
Then again, he was dying, so he supposed that life wouldn't really go on even if his mother didn't cry.
It was a depressing train of thought, so Yamapi tried to ignore it. Instead, he threw himself into what little time he had left with everything he had, going all out in practice, rounding up everyone who was willing to go out afterwards, absolutely not accepting defeat on video games. He didn't know how long he had, but he was going to make it a good one.
He hadn't told his friends yet, because it was kind of embarrassing. You know. Where the tumor was. How was he supposed to bring that up casually? "By the way guys, you can stop including me in your debut dreams, because I'm dying
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Re: :\ sorry, not your favourites. i also didn't manage to use the actual line.cynicalismJune 5 2008, 07:50:35 UTC
you were still awake!? no wait, it is you--and holy shit, yes, please go to sleep.
am hoping there is more to this though, because i am suddenly very sad for emo!pi and his tumor(ed?)penis. in a morbidly funny kind of way. but only because he thinks in terms of TEKKEN at his last hours.
Re: :\ sorry, not your favourites. i also didn't manage to use the actual line.anamuanJune 5 2008, 08:03:47 UTC
it's not like you weren't awake to get this. :\
Yamapi waited for two months, worrying on and off about dying and his tumor and if his mother would recover (sometimes he worried about his sister too, but only when they weren't fighting). He wondered when he's start getting sick and when all his hair would fall out like the people on tv. Maybe he'd start coughing up blood. That would probably suck, but it would also be so cool!. He was pretty sure he could get out of homework if he was coughing up blood.
just a little more. i can't seem to get to the part where he realizes he's not dying and that hard-ons are natural and will keep happening to him until he's very, very old.
i can't believe this happened. I hope you're happy. D:anamuanJune 6 2008, 08:57:49 UTC
So Yamapi wondered and worried and waited for two months, and then he overheard some of the older boys talking. It sounded a lot like his tumor, but they didn't seem to be worried about it. Subaru-kun even said it happened to him every night. He seemed to be pleased about it, even though all the boys were talking in those hushed excited tones that meant if they got caught they'd probably get in trouble.
The tone of voice made him wary, but he had to know. Maybe he wasn't dying. Maybe penistumors were normal. Ok, so probably they weren't normal, but it didn't sound like they were completely lethal. Maybe there was a cure, and his mother wouldn't have to cry and he could go on whooping his friends asses in video game format. So he screwed up his courage and asked Takki
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Re: i can't believe this happened. I hope you're happy. D:anamuanJune 6 2008, 17:41:51 UTC
yes, i think i have my answer. ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; back. ^_^)v
I am never going to get back onto a human schedule. If I ever get a job interview and they schedule it in the morning, I'm going to come in and they'll think they're trying to hire a zombie.
Yamapi was 11 years old, and he was dying. He hadn't told his mother yet because he thought she would cry. He hated when his mother cried. It was even worse than pop quizzes, because you know that even if you fail the pop quiz, life will still go on. When his mother cried, Yamapi had his doubts about that.
Then again, he was dying, so he supposed that life wouldn't really go on even if his mother didn't cry.
It was a depressing train of thought, so Yamapi tried to ignore it. Instead, he threw himself into what little time he had left with everything he had, going all out in practice, rounding up everyone who was willing to go out afterwards, absolutely not accepting defeat on video games. He didn't know how long he had, but he was going to make it a good one.
He hadn't told his friends yet, because it was kind of embarrassing. You know. Where the tumor was. How was he supposed to bring that up casually? "By the way guys, you can stop including me in your debut dreams, because I'm dying ( ... )
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am hoping there is more to this though, because i am suddenly very sad for emo!pi and his tumor(ed?)penis. in a morbidly funny kind of way. but only because he thinks in terms of TEKKEN at his last hours.
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Yamapi waited for two months, worrying on and off about dying and his tumor and if his mother would recover (sometimes he worried about his sister too, but only when they weren't fighting). He wondered when he's start getting sick and when all his hair would fall out like the people on tv. Maybe he'd start coughing up blood. That would probably suck, but it would also be so cool!. He was pretty sure he could get out of homework if he was coughing up blood.
just a little more. i can't seem to get to the part where he realizes he's not dying and that hard-ons are natural and will keep happening to him until he's very, very old.
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why is it that possibly!dying!pi seems more interesting and amusing to me than regular pi, like, ever?
...heeee.
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The tone of voice made him wary, but he had to know. Maybe he wasn't dying. Maybe penistumors were normal. Ok, so probably they weren't normal, but it didn't sound like they were completely lethal. Maybe there was a cure, and his mother wouldn't have to cry and he could go on whooping his friends asses in video game format. So he screwed up his courage and asked Takki ( ... )
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I LOVE YOU? AND I LOVE THAT I'M ACTUALLY AWAKE FOR THIS RIGHT NOW. ROFLLL. :DYING:
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Yay! I'm glad you enjoyed this at 5 in the morning! I hope you enjoy it still once you're awake~
noooo if i'd thought you were still up, i'd have stuck around to wait for a response. *pouts*
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^does that answer that?
Also, LOL yeah. My sleeping pattern is retarded now so I went to bed at like 6 watching Greek. :LAME:
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I am never going to get back onto a human schedule. If I ever get a job interview and they schedule it in the morning, I'm going to come in and they'll think they're trying to hire a zombie.
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