So my friend at work, who happened to be a soldier once upon a time, was talking about the different places she had been while in the service. She goes 'I don't get why everyone loves Paris so much. I mean, okay, it's a beautiful place, but all the people are fucking French!' Hilarious! I so get it. While I've never been there myself I've ( Read more... )

Don't you hate when co-workers invade your personal space all day, then put their boobs on your head when you tell them if their boobs were any closer they'd be part of your head? Wait, this didn't happen to you? Well why me?! Okay, so HOLLY is back. She had a beautiful boy, great for her, but the personality is the same. Abrasive, intrusive, ( Read more... )

So court went okay. I have to settle for joint custody, but I seriously doubt anything will change. I know Mike too well ( Read more... )

Oh these are trying times. Between the divorce/custody issue and the ever lasting family dramas I'm ready to flip. Well, okay, not completely. We're just on a roller coaster right now. First my kid tries to 'run away' from home because I didn't want to drive her to the store to get a crazy loom. She was gone maybe 15 minutes tops. She went ( Read more... )

Okay, so yesterday wasn't my day. I broke down at work because I made a stupid error and of course couldn't stop. So I went home early. Then after I dropped Hana off at my parents house I cracked open the wine and watched Heart and Souls. I woke up this morning with my alarm unaware it was 2am. Yeah. So I showered, dressed then saw the time ( Read more... )

Ha, I'm finally going to court for the D-I-V-O-R-C-E. I'm singing the song while thinking it would be a good time to get back on the drinking wagon so I can grab a Pabst Blue Ribbon and do my hair in a big Texan way. Damn good health habits/diets. Of course I've got such short notice for the court date that I get to see both my favorite people ( Read more... )

Today I got to play with a placenta! Okay, we don't actually PLAY with them, I just got to cover it with liquid to keep it fresh. All though I passed one of those beauties out of my own body, I've never really gotten to examine one up close. It was awesome! I know I just grossed out a few of you, but I don't care. I love my job. We lab ( Read more... )

As I get older my dad more and more resembles a drunken Al Bundy. Sad really. Just something I noticed as he belched drunkenly on his hard cider tonight. Sad that this was the man I remember mixing tequila with juice as a kid. Hard fucking cider. Even I don't touch that shit. Life. So, in other non depressing news...maybe...it looks like ( Read more... )

Getting home close to midnight is throwing off my sleep schedule. I can't settle down until 1:30am. So far. Maybe by Friday I'll just crash. Hana is good about the change so far. I do worry about her though. I keep leaving her love notes so she knows I'm thinking about her. At least I get to have my Hana hug before she gets on the bus. I ( Read more... )

For those of you who have been trying to talk/get together with me, my new evening schedule starts Feb. 3rd. Just so we are clear. I love my job so far, but one person is annoying as hell. I'm not the only one who noticed, but I do think she means well. Love to my new ompa lumpa friend. Seriously, she's short, wide and stresses over the ( Read more... )