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[thesicksadtruth]

Wana Haiku Hour

To choose a salad
would be foolhardy when a
snickers satisfies

They are suspicious
So I must stuff my fat face
To destroy all doubt

Blaise has a secret
When you can't get to Starbucks
Chew on a fake bird

I weigh 240
who are you to tell me that
I am not ana?

acrimsonrelease:
Your scale has a message, hon:
One at a time, please

Comments

[plainoljane]

Blaise has a secret
When you can't get to Starbucks
Chew on a fake bird

that's the best

[thesicksadtruth]

LOL! Yeah, even I admit that was a stroke of genius on my part.

[plainoljane]

ana_lifestyle!

now!

SO GOOD

[motoxangel04]

OMG that was the funniest thing I have read in a long time!! Great job ::grins from ear to ear::

[bitchorexic]

You are the best ana haiku-er ever!

[thesicksadtruth]

Aww, thanks!!

[omg_what]

You = teh amazing.

Seriously. I wish I was creative =/

[thesicksadtruth]

Yeah, I could be using my brain power for something fulfilling and helpful to society...but I'm here making clever haikus.