Not!Football AU

[an_only_tree]

The Theoretical SIG Sauer
Chapter 8/8 ½
Rating: R
Summary: In which Xabi is an Arsenal fan.

Comments

[unmomentoxfavor]

Okay first... Yay! You're back! I missed you!
That being said... Omg super xabs!!! *shrieks* loved it! This part: " Did you really think I was going to let you carry on with this suicide in the line of duty bullshit?... Before I even got to have sex with you?”" asdfghjkl *screams* i can not with the amount of sassyness of these two!
I absolutely LOVED it!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[an_only_tree]

I missed my readers too, you guys are amazing, I honestly never really expect to have people so attached to figments of my messed up imagination, I'm constantly amazed.

Nerd!Xabi's lack of social skills is a big hit, I see. :)

[anaile20gh]

“ugly as fuck and twice as mean, looks like a rabid pug” nah Pepe, don't be mean...the other Pepe has a nice side...a little bit... :P

“Had about ten seconds to hide your life’s work,” Steven says hoarsely. “I figured I only knew one man crazy enough to voluntarily stick his finger in a bullet wound…”
Xabi’s eyebrows shoot up.
“Oh, so you shove a data card in your bullet wound, but I’m the nutter here?!?”
His hands do not waver nearly as much as his voice. Xabi pulls out a flat, weightless hexagonal chip the size of a thumbnail from under Steven’s inflamed skin, staring at it with equal parts of fascination and disgust. as weird that may sound...this kind of intimacy is kind of...of...sexy???? O.o

And I don't find weird too if these two have another kind of intimacy that involves a sig sauer in a holster...in any thigh... in any of them...suddenly I feel like a creep!!

:P

“Did you really think I was going to let you carry on with this suicide in the line of duty bullshit?... Before I even got to have sex with you?” The

[an_only_tree]

The Story of the SIG Sauer in Its Holster... I think you may have to write that. You can't fool us anymore, we know you're perfectly capable. I'm lending you my characters, querida, how about it?...

this kind of intimacy is kind of...of...sexy?

You know how my mind works, what can I say... ;)

[anaile20gh]

I'm lending you my characters, querida, how about it?...

...

OMFG...

For the benefit of tell a story with any of them with a holster in their tigh...

YOU MUST NOT TEMPTING ME...It'll be not good to anybody...not even to me, ESPECIALLY...not even to you...

...

my brain may be explode

...

[an_only_tree]

Oh, but you know it will be very very very... good for all involved. ;) How about after I finish the story you write it as a side-piece, any language you want (I can translate)... ;)

[gerlonso]

Yaay and update!!

Did you really think I was going to let you carry on with this suicide in the line of duty bullshit?... Before I even got to have sex with you?
That was fantastic. These two are just my all-time favorites ♥

[gerlonso]

AND. Stevie saved Xabi's work!!! ;asilejg;liawe he's so wonderful

[an_only_tree]

He's a softie beneath that grumpy exterior, isn't he?

Thanks for always being so supportive of my story, this one's been so much fun, I just know I won't be able to stop writing for very long.

[an_only_tree]

Believe it or not, Nerd!Xabi's not even done with demonstrating his lack of social filters, but it cracks me up how popular that line seems to be. :)

[antares86]

New chapter! Love this story.

“Did you really think I was going to let you carry on with this suicide in the line of duty bullshit?... Before I even got to have sex with you?”
it would be unacceptable ;)

[an_only_tree]

Thank you, only an Epilogue left now...

I love how much you guys love Nerd!Xabi and his complete failure at flirting/following mating protocols.