Not!Football AU

[an_only_tree]

The Theoretical SIG Sauer
Chapter 8/8 ½
Rating: R
Summary: In which Xabi is an Arsenal fan.

Comments

[anaile20gh]

“ugly as fuck and twice as mean, looks like a rabid pug” nah Pepe, don't be mean...the other Pepe has a nice side...a little bit... :P

“Had about ten seconds to hide your life’s work,” Steven says hoarsely. “I figured I only knew one man crazy enough to voluntarily stick his finger in a bullet wound…”
Xabi’s eyebrows shoot up.
“Oh, so you shove a data card in your bullet wound, but I’m the nutter here?!?”
His hands do not waver nearly as much as his voice. Xabi pulls out a flat, weightless hexagonal chip the size of a thumbnail from under Steven’s inflamed skin, staring at it with equal parts of fascination and disgust. as weird that may sound...this kind of intimacy is kind of...of...sexy???? O.o

And I don't find weird too if these two have another kind of intimacy that involves a sig sauer in a holster...in any thigh... in any of them...suddenly I feel like a creep!!

:P

“Did you really think I was going to let you carry on with this suicide in the line of duty bullshit?... Before I even got to have sex with you?” The

[an_only_tree]

The Story of the SIG Sauer in Its Holster... I think you may have to write that. You can't fool us anymore, we know you're perfectly capable. I'm lending you my characters, querida, how about it?...

this kind of intimacy is kind of...of...sexy?

You know how my mind works, what can I say... ;)

[anaile20gh]

I'm lending you my characters, querida, how about it?...

...

OMFG...

For the benefit of tell a story with any of them with a holster in their tigh...

YOU MUST NOT TEMPTING ME...It'll be not good to anybody...not even to me, ESPECIALLY...not even to you...

...

my brain may be explode

...

[an_only_tree]

Oh, but you know it will be very very very... good for all involved. ;) How about after I finish the story you write it as a side-piece, any language you want (I can translate)... ;)

[anaile20gh]

[an_only_tree]

Remember when I was doing research for this story and we first started to imagine Steven wearing his SIG Sauer... there?

[anaile20gh]

It has to be him, it's also Nerd!Xabi's fantasy, obviously...

Como si pudiera atreverme a NO escribirlo como una fantasía de Xabi...compartimos un cerebro querido

Quizás ese sea TU regalo por el regalo querida... >:P y será en español, se que será de tu doble disfrute leerlo en mi idioma y luego llevarlo al tuyo...BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

Remember when I was doing research for this story and we first started to imagine Steven wearing his SIG Sauer... there? ...the best part of be participate of this amazing thing that you're writing...the mental image of his hairy thigh with a holster...FUCK YEAH!!!!