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got distracted and wrote 2000 words of crack instead
Title: The Time You Put a Goat in Jerzy's Room
Rating: PG13
Summary: It was Bellamy. It was always going to be Bellamy.
Required Reading (all of which is longer and way funnier than this story):
1. Mostly because it's amazing, not because the crack it inspired has any plot to follow... because it really, really doesn't:
( You’ll fondly remember the time you put a goat in Jerzy’s room and shiver with dull regret. ) -
Plus bleu que tes yeux - Original AU Head Canon Motion Picture Soundtrack
So... this is happening.
I don't know how long all the research is going to take overall because I have NO idea what I'm doing here, but once I have a soundtrack about 60% of my story's done already so...
( tant de bleu! ) -
I never know what to get people for their birthdays
Title: Coordinates
Rating: Er... you better be an adult. It's smut, OK? Whatever rating people use for smut these days.
Summary: They fuck in Manchester a lot.
Believe it or not, this was inspired by a Stewart Downing interview.
( Sorry, I realize that might be the ULTIMATE boner killer... Also, I've never written anything like this before so... you know... warnings apply. ) -
Not!Football AU
The Theoretical SIG Sauer
Chapter 8 ½ /8 ½
Rating: R
Summary: In which Xabi is an Arsenal fan.
( Is it still a homage if you've always wanted to steal a line just for the line itself, even if you don't like the writer? Will I ever be capable of writing a decent ending? etc. ) -
Not!Football AU
The Theoretical SIG Sauer
Chapter 8/8 ½
Rating: R
Summary: In which Xabi is an Arsenal fan.
( You do know how to sweep a man off his feet, Alonso. ) -
Not!Football AU
The Theoretical SIG Sauer
Chapter 7/8 ½
Rating: R
Summary: In which Xabi is an Arsenal fan.
Italics = Spanish
( May 25th ) -
The Inevitable Soundtrack Is Upon Us
What better way to celebrate being back at the office than spending half a day simultaneously finishing up the storyboard for the next chapter (fingers crossed for this weekend) and trolling songmeanings.net et al for the now traditional Writing Soundtrack?
( We get no second chance in this life ) -
(Untitled)
Hello, new followers and (suddenly) new AO3 readers! *waves* I'm not sure how this happened, but nice to see you here ( Read more... ) -
Not!Football AU
The Theoretical SIG Sauer
Chapter 6/8 ½
Rating: R
Summary: In which Xabi is an Arsenal fan.
Italics = Spanish
( Read more... ) -
Not!Football AU
The Theoretical SIG Sauer
Chapter 5 (out of possibly 9, I'm still working it out...)
Rating: R
Summary: In which Xabi is an Arsenal fan.
Disclaimer: I've only ever shot revolvers and a Beretta so no, I have no idea what I'm talking about, but you'll probably be able to tell that's besides the point. ;)
( After all the SIG porn I watched for this, I realize I missed out though. )