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amyrat151

Chapter 13, part one, I'm working my way through

Dec 20, 2008 21:01

"Maybe that's not the right comparison. Maybe it would be too easy to turn down the brandy. Meyer’s clearly never been around real alcoholics. Perhaps I should have made our alcoholic a heroin addict instead."

"So what you're saying is, I'm your brand of heroin?" I teased, trying to lighten the mood.

He smiled swiftly, seeming to ( Read more... )

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kaikaikat December 21 2008, 05:23:44 UTC

I think this is your funniest chapter yet. I'm glad I'm not drinking anything.

Part two, here I come~

awwwww yaaaiiiiiaaa anonymous December 22 2008, 00:28:36 UTC

OMG you are so spot on when it comes to these scathing criticisms. Don't stop!!

anonymous December 29 2008, 07:25:22 UTC

I raed, more eager than rational. Common sense told me I should be terrified. Instead, I was relieved to finally understand.

So, you listen to me. Listen to me: Twilight is not the truth! Twilight is a G**-damned amusement park! Twilight is a circus, a carnival, a traveling troupe of acrobats, storytellers, dancers, singers, jugglers, side-show freaks, lion tamers, and football players. We're in the boredom-killing business! So if you want the truth... Go to God! Go to your gurus! Go to yourselves! Because that's the only place you're ever going to find any real truth.

wait... if they had all of those things this book would be more fun.

Great spoofing as always, and this chapter makes me wonder if heroin is more safe than these books. Stay drug free kids!

This is amazing! anonymous May 21 2009, 14:34:43 UTC

I love your comments - they just highlight what is so wrong with the book ( ... )

HOMG. anonymous June 26 2009, 21:11:39 UTC

Cookie farts? LOL.

Meyer could have made that conversation SO much more interesting.

Edward was turned into a vampire in 1918, right? (I used yahoo answers). They could of talked about SO many things!

Kennedy's death, Martin Luther King Jr, Rosa Parks, The Atomic Bomb, the holocaust!

THE LIST GOES ON AND ON. O_O

OMG, Edward, get a personality! Did he fight in any wars? Where are his FLAWS!? His regrets for shooting a man!? Was he pro-segregation!? ANYTHING?

Meyer upsets me.

All he can talk about are werewolf's, vampires, or BELLA. Most of the time just BELLA.

Dear god, Meyer, wasn't your husband satisfying you?

You just have to create an beautiful, AMAZING demon, and pretend like he loves you, and you're a special snowflake?

She disappoints me.