Chapter 13, part one, I'm working my way through
"Maybe that's not the right comparison. Maybe it would be too easy to turn down the brandy. Meyer’s clearly never been around real alcoholics. Perhaps I should have made our alcoholic a heroin addict instead."
"So what you're saying is, I'm your brand of heroin?" I teased, trying to lighten the mood.
He smiled swiftly, seeming to ( Read more... )
What I never understood was why Bella and Eddiekins had such boring conversations - if you met a guy who had been around for a hundred years, surely he would have interesting things to say. You could ask him whether he'd seen the Beatles perform or countless other things - they could even have deep conversations.
Instead we get...
B: You're so hawt and sparkly.
E: You smell yummy.
B: Why don't we get together
E: Well, I'm going to moan for pages about how angsty I am and how dangerous I am (which, if he proved to be dangerous could make some interesting reading)- but you don't think for yourself, so it won't affect this predictable storyline.
B: I'm going to melt into your *insert obscure colour here* eyes, as I'm such an independant woman I might die without you.
Also, one of my main issues with our resident Mary-Sue is her name.
Bella Swan = beautiful swan. Come on.
How come all the normal residents get everyday names like Mike or Jessica. Its probably because they aren't beautiful.
Easy solution to the fossil fuel shortages - burn twilight books.
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