Gotta Love those Marines

A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan.  One
of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU.

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, “God ( Read more... )

Well not mine… had you worried for a minute didn’t I?

So anyway... back to the subject line… I need a date for a wedding, pretty pathetic eh? Yeah, well my cousin, who used to be one of my best friends, is getting married in May to a girl who also used to be one of my best friends. Let me back track so you can follow….

My one cousin and I are only ( Read more... )

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that this will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. ( Read more... )

The Bathtub Test ( Read more... )

I had a horrible afternoon.  I was so embarassed.  I fell in front of my students and their parents at the party.  I tripped over someone's jacket and took a nose dive into  the table and then kissed it.  But I landed HARD on my knees.  At first i didnt know where i was and then i saw Jordan's dad and freaked and heard Mrs. Escobar saying... Amy ( Read more... )

I am going to start a song of the day/few days/week... well whenver I have time.  To express how I am feeling ( Read more... )

Later that day I got to thinking about relationships. There are those that open you up to something new and exotic, those that are old and familiar, those that bring up lots of questions, those that bring you somewhere unexpected, those that bring you far from where you started, and those that bring you back. But the most exciting, challenging and ( Read more... )

How to make a amydog Ingredients:
3 parts friendliness
3 parts humour
1 part joy Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Top it off with a sprinkle of lustfulness and enjoy!

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com How to make a amy Ingredients:
5 parts intelligence
1 part humour
5 parts joy Method:
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ( Read more... )

so the tree has been up, and the presents wrapped.  Now what do I do?  I sit and think, I ponder, and I end up making myself sad.  I got a card in the mail the other day; it brought back memories, happy ones, sad ones, why can't I let them all go?  I've tried, oh how I have tried, and nothing I do makes them go away.  I packed up every thing; I got ( Read more... )

Fear is the path to the Dark Side. Fear leads to anger; anger leads to hate; hate leads to suffering. I sense much fear in you.
-- Yoda