So close to a perfect alliteration!

Anyways, this week has been very harrowing. I've been living off five hours of sleep per night and an hour nap in the afternoon. Why you may ask?

IT'S THE WORLD SCIENCE FAIR 2010 IN NEW YORK CITY THAT'S WHY.

( Cut for length. )

Basically, this can be read in chunks so if you get bored just skip to the next bit or stop reading. Whichever, I don't think anyone reads this, I'm jus to lazy to spend time physically writing.
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