A story about a Russian bun

Mar 13, 2006 20:07

I'm blaming all this idiotic yammering on Marat.
And I'm also blaming the Guga part on nastasieOk, so Moya-Safin match was great. Didn't want it to end. Old dogs biting each other in chess-like, tactical ways very fun and intense. Sadly, Moya was distracted with lewd thoughts about his boyfriend and lost. But he wasn't distracted just by lecherous mental ( Read more... )

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sleepwalkerfish March 13 2006, 19:47:38 UTC
*cracks up* (Badly. Several times.)
YOU KILL ME! You always make me laugh. Like that's new, LOL.
Carlos: Does it receive radio waves?
Marat: Shut up. AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

In older news. I still like Marat's new hair.
*hides in shame*
*comes back lookin' suspiciously* Wait. Why, are only goodlooking people allowed to wear long hair? Like Carlos and Rafa? And ugly ones aren't. Or what! :-P

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amnoturmonkey March 13 2006, 19:57:35 UTC
LOLZomg you just called Marat ugly! Mwahahahahah XD

I want to see his face when he hears about it *tsk*tsk*

Of course everyone's entitled to wear their hair as long as they want, just, I don't like Marat's curls as long as he's wearing them now. Neither the bun, I'm sorry, it just makes me snicker like an idiot when I see it :B but I still love Marat, whatever he decides to do to his hair. And he's not ugly! In fact he's so SO ridiculously good looking it almost hurts to look at his face.

... I'm sure there's a high tech spy thingie hidden in that bun or somethin'. To catch oblivious players in the height of their passion in the dressing rooms.
... now there's an idea! It's a micro-camera!

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sleepwalkerfish March 13 2006, 20:08:10 UTC
LOL
In fact he's so SO ridiculously good looking it almost hurts to look at his face.
NO SHIT. Never noticed!
Okay, Marat, I called you ugly just to mock Thyrfing, you know, honey? Don't cry. Just please don't fucking cry.
Mhm. Do you happen to have the connection to that micro-camera, btw.
Just asking, no intention. o_O

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amnoturmonkey March 13 2006, 20:59:46 UTC
He's not crying.
He's glaring murderously at you though.
But at least he's not crying XPPPP

And naw, Marat's got upset about being called fugly and won't gimme p0rny spy videos. See what you've done? I was just respectfully mocking his bun, but I've never called him fugly.

... do take all this as horrible tongue in cheek of course.

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elven_corpse March 13 2006, 19:49:54 UTC
lol! but they're so great and amusing! definately amusing... i enjoy mucholy. ^-^

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amnoturmonkey March 13 2006, 20:03:59 UTC
XD
You know I'm addicted to post useless silliness, couldn't stop if my life depended on it. So nyahr! not gonna stop anytime soo.
Well, I just might if my PB account runs out of space. But till then brace yourself for more sillines.

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nastasie March 13 2006, 20:18:50 UTC
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BABYGUGABABYGUGABABYGUGA!!!!!!!! *dies* (can I post the pretty pics too??)
Aaaaaaaawww, sooooooo cute!

About Marat: I have come to accept the bun - it's better than the Safro. But that picture of his beeeaaaauutiful smile that was going around yesterday drove me and Guga!muse crazy...:-)

You know Baby Guga and Baby Carlos got it on...:-) I was there when you guys beat us in 98 - unfortunately I wasn't there when we beat you in 99. Talk about being in the wrong place. At least I got to see their baby love...:-)

Keep on spamming us with the prettiness!!!

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amnoturmonkey March 13 2006, 20:56:03 UTC
Do take and spread the Baby!Guga pics around XD

Oh I accept the bun. I embrace it even (but I'm not sure my arms can open as wide enough to hug it all though) I'm just laughing at it, is all. It'll take a while to get used to and actually like how it looks on Marat, but I don't reject it, nope. In fact, if Marat is a good boy and shares some of the locker-room-p0rny stealth videos he's managed to tape with the spy micro camera that he hides in the bun, I'll love the bun and feed it Guga flavoured cookies.

picture of his beeeaaaauutiful smile

link? link? What pic of his bootyful smile is this which thou speaketh about?

Aw, I barely remember the 98. Didn't see one bit of 99 though. Had lousy DC coverage back in Mexico. And now that I have a decent DC coverage they're out *cries* At least you got to see their baby love.

I'm afraid these spams are gonna get sillier and sillier. But at least I have Teh Pretties to cover up fpr my silliness.

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nastasie March 13 2006, 21:28:36 UTC
Oh I accept the bun. I embrace it even (but I'm not sure my arms can open as wide enough to hug it all though)

LOOOOOOOOL...
I can embrace the bun, but I refuse to embrace the Safro. It would probably make my arms itch. :-))

However...

OMG LOOK. AT. THIS.

... )

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amnoturmonkey March 13 2006, 23:43:19 UTC
@.@
Holy fuck.
Ok. Um. Yeah. *tries to resist squee factor*
*and fails*
SQUEE! so sexy, so yummy, so absolutely gorgeous, so... see how puffed his bun is? Is like a plushy bunny rabbit tail *snickers* mwahahahaha XD argh, sorry! But yeah, he's still as SEXGOD.

It would probably make my arms itch

You'd probably get sucked in by it! Actually, remember I was gonna feed it Gugaflavoured cookies? I think Marat feeds it with crazy fangirls. Lucky for my I'm not a girl, nyah. Op ^^

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kiwirazzi March 13 2006, 21:07:48 UTC
Oh my ... *has trouble breathing from laughing so hard* Girl, you're the shit, really. I am pissing my pants here. The captions are effin hilarious.

Thanks for the entertainment, dear! *smooch*

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amnoturmonkey March 13 2006, 23:46:23 UTC
I needed to laugh about it, if not I was gonna end up on a mood *cuddles Carlos*
Next time baby, now go ravish your bf like a good wild monkey sex that you are ;] *hugglesmooches*
And... that bun really is *giggles* XD

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kiwirazzi March 13 2006, 23:54:04 UTC
You know what? I was talking to a pal on ICQ when I was browsing my F-List here. And then I saw your entry and told her, "God, someone's got an effin funny match-analysis why Carlos lost to Marat ..." So I took the liberty to link up your post and she laughed her ass off and almost fell off her chair as well. So - I think you got another fan. ;) Although she's no LJ user.

The captions that go with the pics are just so damn hilarious, I couldn't breathe properly for a couple of minutes. xD Yeah, that bun is really ... a welcome target for humour these days. xD

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amnoturmonkey March 14 2006, 00:46:10 UTC
Aw shucks *blushes*
Thanks for the loving, I don't deserve it, I'm just an idiot with a computer and a sick fascination with pretty tennis players :B
But I'm happy to amuse you, and others, with my stupid sense of humour XD

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turnipknight March 14 2006, 07:00:29 UTC
Mayhaps, Marat's had an epiphany regarding his height disadvantage, and is trying to entice the boys back to him by offering them something to hold on to when they you know what.
*wink wink* *drool drool*

Hey, what's scarier than the Sumo wrestler bun?
Agassi in a sleeveless shirt!
AAAh! Looked like a preppy skinhead.
It was not pretty. Thankfully it lasted for only 1 set. Whew.

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amnoturmonkey March 14 2006, 16:43:56 UTC
Maybe... um... *cackles* I'm sure I'm being a blasphemer but even when I adore him, if I were to suddenly take a hold on the bun while going at it... MWAHAHAHAH! Which is good for the boyz! Because it means Marat's gotta make them see the stars and forget their names for them not to mock his bun. *pictures Marat humping vigorously* *pictures the bun rapidly going up and down and up and down* MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! XD

Agassi in a sleeveless shirt!

ERGH!!! omg, he didn't! That was even better than a bucket of ice cold water, Xb Tell me it wasn't during the one against Haas, 'cos I'm about to jump to my sofa to watch the re-run of that one.

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