I'm blaming all this idiotic yammering on Marat.
And I'm also blaming the Guga part on
nastasie Ok, so Moya-Safin match was great. Didn't want it to end. Old dogs biting each other in chess-like, tactical ways very fun and intense. Sadly, Moya was distracted with lewd thoughts about his boyfriend and lost. But he wasn't distracted just by lecherous mental images of Rafa on his stomach covered in oil, muscled thighs and back glistening, spunky bum calling at him, no. There was another thing guilty for his loss:
*cues in Jaws theme*
Carlos was so very distraught by this
WTF? Marat what is that thing in your head?
Chair umpire, make him wear a decent hair-do I mean, look at that! I refuse to play on circumstances like these, André stopped a match 'cos he felt like bloody stopping and this is much worse this is a bad hair case.
I'm an artist! I can't work like this!
And yeah, ok, in the end, Carlos couldn't keep his focus and lost.
See Marat's granny bun Marat win
*stifles giggles* aheehee *tries to cover snickering with hand* MWAHAHAHAHA.
But Carlos is still the prettiest.
Such a good match, it's a shame you have to see these two once-titans face in a second round.
Carlos: Does it receive radio waves?
Marat: Shut up.
But Moya still has those sweet DC memories when his hair was the last scream. When good hair was good hair as god commands.
Guga: Ooooh, can I touch? It's so shiny and soft.
And a gratuitous pic of Moya-Guga cos they're so purdy
In other news my Nano won at Bahrain GP, yay! You show'em who's da Boss right from the start baby!
Let's see how my Dani does against Rossi
I really need to get me another job, this stoopid spams give a wrong image of me. They make me look like I'm a goofballsy nutcase or sumthin'
And they take forever to put together!