POLAR BEARS ARE STILL BEARS.  I don't care how cute you think they are in those Coca-Cola commercials
http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/europe/04/11/polar.bear.attack/index.html

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No one got: 1, 3, or 8. Also, they are all quotes of characters that Paul Rudd played. how lame is that?! I mean, how awesome ( Read more... )

oh oh like the rest, guess the movie. no cheating.

1. I love your sweater. Does it come in a V-neck?

2. You get mad if anyone thinks you live below Sunset. - Clueless

3. When life gives you lemons, just say 'Fuck the lemons,' and bail.

4. I tried to get an interview with him, but they said 'no, you can't do that, he's a live bear, he will literally ( Read more... )

"Panda bites student seeking a hug"

PANDAS ARE BEARS.

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I ordered something on Amazon this morning and it was delivered this afternoon. Wam, bam, thank you ma'am.

I'm too lazy to post... so let's go lightening round ( Read more... )

At about 4:15am this morning, a black cat took a flying leap from our open bedroom window, executing a perfect landing on the bed. More specifically, on Brian. Hilarity ensues.

"Hillary Clinton vows to fight on like film character Rocky in the race to be the Democrats' presidential nominee." - BBC

But, in the end... Rocky lost, right? He just wanted to go the full length of the fight. This analogy fails, unless that's what she was going for.

Also, I listened to the most recent This American Life, "The Audacity of ( Read more... )