Inspection: Part Two

Apr 02, 2010 23:09

Title: Inspection
Rating: PG
Fandom:  Criminal Minds
Characters/Pairing: Team - gen
Genre: Parody
Summary: It’s inspection time, and backstory inconsistencies are going to bite them in the ass.
Author’s Note: So some of you were pretty keen to see this for all of the characters. Thus, by popular demand, I present to you:

Inspection: Part Two )

category: gen, genre: parody, universe: criminal minds metaverse, story: inspection

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arwen_lalaith April 2 2010, 13:24:13 UTC
Ah, that was excellent! Just when I think it can't get any better, it does.

There were so many great moments in this, it would be impossible to pick just one... Although, I lawled extra hard for: he was too busy making sure that his tie was sufficiently mussed.

Too funny.

More soon, please! This makes me smile so much.

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borderlinetruth April 2 2010, 15:17:50 UTC
Again, BRILLIANT.

- Nice port manteau(Hotchalance)!
- Department of Shipping, BAHAHAHAHA YES!
- I'm having HP flashbacks(Umbridge).

you are ignorant of perhaps the most widely advertised teen fiction of the last decade
What was that?

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amichevole April 2 2010, 21:14:44 UTC
He didn't know what Twilight was.

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borderlinetruth April 3 2010, 00:29:02 UTC
Of course he didn't. LOL.

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teatotaller April 2 2010, 17:32:17 UTC
I figure that Reid did his undergrad work in Las Vegas - maybe until he was 16 or so? He could then go away for his grad work and find that his mom can't be by herself at all precipitating his move to committing her. At least that's what happens in my little CM world!

‘But I’m consistently voted as the “Best Criminal Minds Character” in fan polls.’

*nods head*

Lots of things to love in here!

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fell_beast2 April 2 2010, 18:38:32 UTC
Hilarious!

Minor error here: ‘In the episode Memoriam, William Reid gave his rationale for leaving as his inability to deal with the guilt surrounding the death of Riley Jenkins and Gary Brendan Michaels, when your were six years old. He left when you were ten years old. Four years seems a rather long time for this guilt to manifest itself.’

Actually, Reid was 4 when Riley died, William split 6 years later.

Were you perhaps, abducted by a changeling that week?

I'd wondered that myself. *g*

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fobmarwi April 2 2010, 20:35:49 UTC
ohhh,you did it again, nice work miss! I can't wait to read what Swift have to said about Morgan :)

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