Merry Men: Episode 2

[amfiguree]

[American Idol/BSB/N'sync/Supernatural RPS] [David Archuleta/David Cook; David Cook/Several Others] [PG]

Aaaaaaaaand I am back with more Bachelor fic, same style as before, because the response to it seemed pretty okay! And because this is apparently what my brain wants to do. The Champagne Ceremony is dedicated to jehane18, because she asked, and

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[boomingvoice]

oh my gosh, everyone's comments. This fandom.

AAAAAAAAAAAANYWAY, once i get over boggling at that - THIS IS SO MUCH FUUUUUN ahahaha. You are pretty awesome at not showing your bias show through the commentary, and the castro brothers bits are killing me. i hope their situations keep getting more and more bizarre, until someone wanders in on them, like, naked and giving each other massages. or something, idk. bahaha.

[epicflailer]

i am madly taking notes, jsyk. i adore you. ffffff.

IT IS WEIRD THAT YOU ARE READING AGAIN (or maybe you were already covertly doing that, hmmm), BUT I LOVE IT. ILU.

[boomingvoice]

i can't even comment on archie, i wub him too much. *looks on fondly* he is precious and crafty like a something-that-is-not-crafty-at-all-but-keeps-making-the-right-decisions.

i hope MJ ends up being OUTED when he's found making out with a GIRLLLLLL??!!

and, um I wonder how they found enough time to watch all twelve hundred seasons of the Bachelor.

for reasons unbeknownst to me, that was the line that cracked my shit up. idk, idk. regardless, you have maaaaarvelous comedic, um, phrasing? stuff. WRITE MOAR,ＩWANT TO READ.

[epicflailer]

WINNIE THE POOH. there's a book on it and everything. the tao way = the pooh way, and now... the archie way, i guess. \o/ i am not even joking. it was actually kind of an awesome read.

ANYWAY. THIS. ...maybe. that would be kind of a douchebag move, wouldn't it? ON THE OTHER HAND--

ps. I AM SALUTING MY LAPTOP. idk. i hope future episodes do not disappoint! <33333

[rajkumari905]

(I HAVE THAT BOOK. THE TAO OF POOH.)

Proper comment on this amazingness to come.

[jade8624]

The right guy was sent home, I think. As for the manflesh I wouldn't say no to more j2 and the castrobros. Archie's default flailing is awesome and I loved how Cook gave him a rose because he doesn't drink. He's so thoughful, also I think he enjoys the Achie!flail as much as we do :3
I'm looking forward to more

[epicflailer]

heee! thank you so much for the feedback! i'm sitting here giggling over all of it, and it's brilliant! :D this was so worth writing ust for the interactiveness of it alone. ty for reading, bb! :D

[jehane_writes]

NAT, MY DARLING, YOU WROTE ME A CHAMPAGNE CEREMONY!!! WITH SEMI-NAKED GUYS!!!!!

(Okay, the ceremony happened after the bowling date, but IN MY MIND I SEE IT AFTER THE WATER FRISBEE/POLO GAME.) *clutches glistening wet man-flesh to her fluttering bosom*

AJ agrees, but that might be because he doesn't have the biggest vocabulary. HAHAHHHAAAAAAHAHAH!!!!!!

And, and, you made a tiny rose ceremony too for Archie! aaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!

Archie blushes and says, "Oh my gosh, but - but not with you!" which cracks the Bachelor up even more.!!!

gosh, I am kind of tired after all that capslock. BUT IT WERE AWESOME.

(and next week they totally have to go bareback rodeo riding. PLEASE.)

[jehane_writes]

I mean, of course, mechanical bull riding.

SORRY, DISTRACTED BY THE GLISTENING WET NAKED MAN-FLESH. AGAINST MY BOSOM, YO.

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I DID. I THOUGHT YOU DESERVED IT FOR ALL THE HARD WORK YOR COMPANY IS PUTTING YOU THROUGH, YOU JETSETTER, YOU. (SORRY I OVERLOOKED THE SEMI-NAKED PART, BTW.)

and I EVEN GOT YOU TO CAPSLOCK. WHICH MAKES ME DAY, NOT EVEN JOKING. \o/

SO GLAD YOU LIKE THIS SO FAR, BB. and i will definitely be checking out an appropriate time for that mechanical bull riding thing. heh. ♥ ♥ ♥

[incoherenteye]

oh my gosh. i absolutely adore how faily!archie makes cook laugh. and i don't know everything about this episode. <333333333333333.

[epicflailer]

i... don't quite understand the second part of this comment, but hee! THANK YOU FOR READING. i am pleased you seem to have liked it -- and faily!archie, if nothing else!