Hot Like Mexico

[americanaffair]

Title: Hot Like Mexico
Chapter: Stand Alone
Author: americanaffair
Beta: aholelabledlove 
Pairing: Jalex
Rating: NC-17
POV: 3rd
Summary: Basically, stuckinanaviary was a total babe and entered my contest that got a little bit canceled. And I was drooling over her delicious pictures for like an hour when I saw she mentioned babysitter fics, and figured what the hell. A babysitter fic

Comments

[c_shads]

kwjejkgasldhflkjahsdf
Hey how about a sequel?
caue this was greatttttt!!!!!

[alltimejess95]

ok, so basically i just joined LJ just so i could comment on your stories because you are FREAKING amazing!!! i never get bored of reading them!! thank you for bringing these amazing stories into the world :D that is all, i shall crawl back into my hole again :) I'm weird i know but, the stories are just HAWT! :) thank you <3

[americanaffair]

N'AWWWWW. YOU'RE SO CUTE. Jesus christ, that's such a massive compliment I almost can't stand it. Thank YOU so, so, so much.
Lol which one is your favorite? Furthermore, anything you'd like to read or have included in something?

[alltimejess95]

I can't possible choose between you spectacular writing :) just jalex!! Jalex is my life and you smuts are fucking sexy!! :) please continue because I will cry if you don't :3 possibly continue the alex/chris drew smut and please carry on the baby one :') I was speechless when I read those :) Thank You Bridjit, so very much :) FYI, it's 3:45am in the uk and I stayed up for an answer :3 that's how much I love you :) <3<3<3<3<3

[americanaffair]

Oh my God. That's just so, wow. Beyond me. I feel like a fuckin rockstar or something crazy. It's weird to have fans. Comment made. It's my pleasure, really, thats some... mega dedication you got there. I can't believe you really wanted to talk to me. The baby one is... in the process of something. The Christofer Drew one is being totally revamped. The current list involves some weddings, piracy, and talking dirty. Not in that order or relation.
<3. Stay rad.

[bookxbutterfly]

dfshahfhskdhjejhwkdheidnndks WOW. that was so incredibly hot. so sexy. not even kidding. good God, Bridjet. @_@

[americanaffair]

Lmfao. <3 Psshh. You're so incredibly hot and sexy. So. There's that.

[bookxbutterfly]

:""""") thanks.

[summerstate]

hOLY
shIT
okay I'm commenting on like all your fics but yep your bottom!jack tack is basically my girl wank bank jesus cHRIST
okay I'm done flailing now
time for a cold shower

[americanaffair]

YOUR COMMENTS MAKE ME SO HAPPY, SERIOUSLY. Like. I get so excited because they make me laugh and smile and okay. Okay.

[summerstate]

omg no I'm sorry I'm such a twat but I can't nOT COMMENT BECAUSE PERF PERF PERF

[americanaffair]

OHMYGOD you are so not a twat like what even. No. YOU'RE COMMENTS ARE PERF BECAUSE THEY'RE SO INCOHERENT AND IT'S ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC AND CAN I JUST KEEP YOU IN MY ROOM SERIOUSLY

[merrikat95]

holy fuck ughhhhhhhh that was hot.
I feel like there should be a sequel because Alex went back the next night and THIS WAS THE GREATEST THING EVER I DID NOT WANT IT TO END!
Is it bad that the fic was like 4720547571283180318 times hotter because of the fact that Jack was only 14 omg I am such a pedophile but jesus fuck that was some hot sex unf.
Aaaaaand miles is a cutie. And submissive Jack is really really adorable like omg even when he was licking the cum off Alex's stomach all I could think was "this kid is so cute ahh" okay there is something really wrong with me.
Endless love for you and your fics, they are perfectionnnnnnnnnnn

[americanaffair]

Hahahhaha ohmygod a sequel. Scream-quel. It should happen, though. Or just like. More babysitter smut. Someone cattle prod someone, more babysitter smut, AND SO IT IS DECLARED SO IT SHALL BE.
Hey. Hey. Hey. Ain't nothing wrong with a little bump and grind in this particular happy tent! Wait. Does that sound like I support pedophilia? I don't support pedophilia but I don't promote hatin' on what people are into as long as they don't act upon. Whatever. Fuck it. AIN'T NOTHING WRONG WITH A LITTLE BUMP AND GRIND.
Miles! =^-^= the kid that kid is based off of was the littlest, sweetest bro ever.
I seriously cannot tell if I prefer Jack submissive or dominant. It's like. Every morning when I wake up and brush my teeth and have apple juice because orange juice tastes fucked up at 7am, and I look in the mirror like hey. Hey. Is Jack a top today?
ENDLESS LOVE! Someone tell Alex Gaskarth he was wrong, there is no too much, LOVE ME DOWN AND I'LL LOVE YOU DOWN OKAY.
Life is beautiful and you're beautiful and no-homo, pro-bono.

[merrikat95]

I think I love you, for realz.
If you're down for it I think a sequel (scream0quel) would be totally appropriate. And would also make my night. BABY SITTER SMUT IS SO RARE YET SO FANTASTIC THERE NEEDS TO BE MORE OF IT IN THE WORLD. Babysitter Jalex is superb.
Miles is real? Holy shit that's so adorable. Also Jack is adorable, top or bottom it doesn't matter, he's just fucking sexy and has great sex with anybody. In fics at least. Maybe he sucks at sex in real life. That would just be the catch wouldn't it?
I do love you! I feel like you should honor our love and post more writings/ramblings/thoughts/ANYTHING because I love reading your writing dude.

[americanaffair]

LET'S GET MARRIED WITH RING POPS!
SEQUEL SEQUEL! God we should tell the author of this to write one. Waiiiit a second. Wait a second. I think I have her phone number.
And I just called myself.
Baby sitter smut is the best kind of smut, but I'm a sucker for ageplay or age-difference fic, so this is beyond bias. Haha.
Miles is real! Although his actually name is Jonah. I think. Or Oli. The twins were perfect. I miss them.
Jack is Jack because Jack is Jack. I can never decide if he's a top or bottom. It's one of those ultimate, up in the air questions. That would so be the catch. God I love that you just said that. He probably does. Hahaha. Someone call and ask!
Wait. Wait.
I just called myself again.
Ooh golly gee, now don't go flatterin' me miss. Hahah. I don't see why anyone would harbor interest in the things I write that aren't gay sex, although it does make me feel so fuckin cool that you said I should write them.
AMERICANAFFAIR JUST EVOLVED INTO: PETE WENTZ. NEW POWERS INCLUDE: EGO BLAST.