I sometimes hate certain people to such an extent that it scares me.

some man is laughing maniacally upstairs. he's been laughing that way for hours.

he laughs, and then i laugh! he laughs, and then i laugh!

i can't stop laughing!

because he doesn't stop laughing!

this is hilarious. this is the funniest thing in the world.

I'm in a really weird place right now. 

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I have this dream. I'm driving a bus. And my teeth start falling out.
My mum is in the back. Eating biscuits. Everything smells of bacon.

It's weird. 'Cause then I wake up screaming.