Okay, I work on the 2nd floor of a three-story building.  It is very obvious from the ouside that this is a three story building and that entry can only be obtained via the first floor.
A lady walked through earlier and says, "Do I have to go down to get out?"
It took all it had in me not to say the following:
 "Well, how the hell did you get in?"
 "No ( Read more... )

"No distance of place or lapse of time can lessen the friendship of those who are thoroughly persuaded of each other's worth."
  - Robert Southey

I went on a rant in an e-mail to Brandy and thought I'd share.  It's just so hard trying to hold it all in lately.

Having lots of kids by multiple men is bad.
Being obese is bad.
Smoking is bad.
Using incorrect grammar makes you sound ignorant.
Wait, you are ignorant.
If I am walking away from you this means the conversation is over.
It's okay to be ( Read more... )

Ding dong The Beast is dead, the wicked Beast, the Two-Butted Beast!

Well, not dead, really.  Just gone for two weeks.  Oh, happy day!  Honestly, for one person to be so evil.  So wicked.  So deceptive and manipulative and just plain atrocious.  I hate her so much.  I hate my boss too for that matter.  What the hell is that woman’s problem?  She can ( Read more... )

I'm finally on! Sorry it took so long ( Read more... )