Murderous

[amazon_ww]

What is the best way to go about spreading a rumour that there is a child molester in my neighbourhood and he selects his victims by going to the homes with constantly-barking dogs?

Comments

[lulu_destroyer]

hmm that's a good one...

maybe just invest in a good sniper tranquilizer gun and put the dogs down.

[amazon_ww]

Ah, if only.

But it wouldn't take long to figure out that it was me because I call the city about the motherfucking dogs at least once a week.

>:(

[lulu_destroyer]

Hopefully nobody feeds them poisoned meat, they suspect you for sure.

[amazon_ww]

No way dude. I totally hope someone feeds all of those dogs poisoned meat. Or straight poison. Or shoots them. Or whatever.

As long as I have an alibi.

Because, you know, I would never advocate the uneccessary killing of animals. But if those dogs turn up dead I'm going to do a fucking happy dance.