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anonymous August 14 2011, 20:15:49 UTC
fuckin'A. Except, I won't date anyone and I mean I won't date anyone. I've been tricked and burned and that's it. I've never known love from a male friend (that would be the same as love from a female friend, and Mandy I know you love me). Let's get married!

Oops. If unrecognized kinds-of-marriages are unrecognized, would you be a bigamist? Would that make me lesbo even though we would never have sex (because I don't have sex with my friends)?

I'm no benni-friend.

With all that in mind, Mandy, will you marry me?

-Gina Bea

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amanderpanderer August 15 2011, 15:38:28 UTC
Gina, I will marry you. And I don't think friend marriages equate to bigamy because I'm pretty sure they wouldn't be sanctioned by gov'ments and whatnots as "spousish". I think friend marriages are about choosing family, so you would become not a spouse but a sister. Since friend marriages are filial-ly (is that the right word) defined, thereby non-sexual in nature, I wouldn't worry about being defined as gay or bi.

Although Rabbit (Sarah) did tell me she thought the whole thing was "kinda gay" and she didn't want to be publically bound to me (what a jerk). So I told her I hadn't asked her anyway...rarr.

Sister,
M

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