I wouldn't be considering going to Sephora to skive free samples. In fact, I wouldn't go to Sephora at all, because I wouldn't do anything that required maquillage (like standing in front of a classroom), or me doing such girly things. Okay, okay, that might be a lie...but I'm a liar poet liar, so...suck it ( Read more... )

Rabbit is addicted to Supernatural, AND she said "I guess I know why you like Dean. He's kind of a little boy, but he's broken ( Read more... )

I got my first non-fic pieces published in the ever awesome Meat For Tea. Go order one or something and you can see my typos and grammatical errors. Why is it I never see those fuckers until they're on the printed page...burnished into print for posterity? So, the two pieces do show up in earlier (draftier) form on this very live journal ( Read more... )

Ah, this whole remaking childhood crap thing is getting out of hand. I'll be watching the premiere of the new Thundercats cartoon this coming Friday, but I'm not really getting my hopes up. To be honest, I watched Thundercats as a kid, and I think even then I was super-skeptical of things on the show. It just didn't make much sense to me. So, this ( Read more... )

I am, according to Roy, "Orange Juice." I suppose that's what I get for asking a question like that? In my defense I was drunk off my ass (which Roy thought was hilarious) and watching Supernatural in slow motion. The following conversation ensued ( Read more... )

And have been fretting over that goddamn jacket for a month. So, Rabbit yelled at me. Roy said I was dumb. James...James is a dick, so whatever to him ( Read more... )

Lookit peoples:
FINALLY, a flying car!

About fifteen years too late according to my retro-sci-fi wrist-calendar (man, I never spell calendar right, I if I had a million dollars I chould look it up on my face computer...help me google!).

I should be all geeked up, init? I SHOULD be, but this flying car looks like shit. It's a plane with bendable ( Read more... )

Old Navy is having a memorial day sale, and it is amusing to Roy that I say things like, "If I were rich, I'd buy that camo jacket at Old Navy because it's on sale for $19.99 and it was $44.99." Apparently it is hilarous that I believe someone is "rich" if they can afford to buy a $20 dollar coat that they don't really need, but only want.I don't ( Read more... )