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amanderpanderer

Freebie Lists (With Update)

Feb 10, 2011 21:22

Freebie List (noun) A reciprocal listing of individuals which a married couple, or couple in a committed relationship agree upon, such that if the opportunity ever arose with respect to one of the individuals on one of the partner’s lists, monogamy is waived.

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atomicpixi February 11 2011, 04:52:07 UTC

James Franco
Mark Ruffalo
Jeff Buckley (dead) (but while he was alive!)
This guy in college with the magic smile
This guy at my gym (shh...don't worry. he's off-limits)
Emilio Estevez in Young Guns (come on!)

Nice list. amanderpanderer February 11 2011, 05:25:25 UTC

Ooh, which guy in which college.

Emilio...where hast thou gone?

Also, did you know Franco is getting his playa hata in English? Too weird.

Re: Nice list. atomicpixi February 11 2011, 18:28:37 UTC

A guy from undergrad. Man, his smile was awesome. Unfortunately, he has a very common name so I can't even look him up on fb.

Emilio is cleaning up his brother.

James Franco does everything: http://www.hulu.com/watch/213311/saturday-night-live-weekend-update-james-franco#s-p1-sr-i3

excellist February 12 2011, 06:17:56 UTC

You know most of my list... I'm way predictable.
1. Hetfield (duh)
2. Rivers Cuomo
3. Robert Redford circa. 1974
4. Brian K. Vaughn
5. Naveen Andrews
6. Mariska Hargitay

Not on the list:
Oscar Wilde. I adore his writing, but he wasn't the cleanliest guy and he kind of got some STDs from male hookers. Not cool.

amanderpanderer February 12 2011, 21:36:02 UTC

He also adopted the name Sebastian Melmoth from St. Sebastian...because he wanted to sex him. St. Sebastian is the hottest saint by far.

dragonwrites February 12 2011, 21:41:12 UTC

he was also totally gay :P

dragonwrites February 12 2011, 21:24:59 UTC

i get a free pass if i'm ever propositioned by a little person or any sentient creature with tentacles.

amanderpanderer February 12 2011, 21:37:23 UTC

That seems fair. But aren't most octopi sentient? They can open stuff and predict things...perhaps they are super-sentient? Enjoy your cthulu-style tentacle-buggery.

dragonwrites February 12 2011, 21:39:45 UTC

I've read a lot of anecdotal evidence of octopus intelligence, but I've never been propositioned by one. There is this great story about an octopus that lived in an aquarium and had a total thing for redhead women; it would splash every redhead girl that passed its tank. But I never met this cephalopod :(