Drunken Accusations I Deny

[amanderpanderer]

The following are my public defenses against several clearly unfounded accusations lobbied against me (and Styx) by a slightly drunken Roy.

1. I do dance like a hootchie, thank you (no defense there, just proud acceptance)!
2. I have never "eye raped" anyone on Supernatural, in fact I have never "eye raped" anyone. My eyes are not "rapey."

Comments

[excellist]

If I had a dick, I would totally pee in the yard all the time.

[amanderpanderer]

I don't have one, and I pee in the yard still. Hahahah! Bruce and Mandie Peeing in the yard! WOO!