Fic: Buy My Fucking Cookies (Torchwood, Mander, V, U, eBay, TDAWOM, cookies)

[amand_r]

Title: Buy My Fucking Cookies
Fandom: Mander fandom
Characters: Mander, Vstroyer, You, eBay, THE DAMN ASSHOLE WOT OUTBID ME, cookies, the computer
Rating: W for WOE and C for COOKIE (it's good enough for me)
Wordcount: 1000
Author's Notes: I am totes not joking. Warning for butter.
Summary: I HAVE A STORY OF DEFEAT AND TRIUMPH TO TELL.

Comments

[blue_fjords]

OMG, people, Mander's cookies are THE SHIT! THE BEES' KNEES!!!! I just ate two of her shortstack cookies that I dipped in chocolate milk -- and I went to Heaven. Hung out w/ Cas for a bit, gave him some tips on how to whup Raphael's ass, and plotted strategy for getting Dean in the sack. That's how awesome these cookies were. Now let me tell you about the linzer cookies -- I shared these w/ friends and deeply regretted it b/c after I ate one, I wanted them ALL BACK. They melt in your mouth, yo! Out of this world -- and I am not a jam girl. They converted me. It was a religious experience.

So everyone should eat Mander's cookies!!!!

[amand_r]

Now THAT is a glowing reference! Thanks, man.

[ophymirage]

This is an awesome idea, and I fully support it. But would like to note that vertical bread looks both yummy and sort of.. well, my first thought was that there would be a note underneath indicating that you'd named them Jack and Ianto. or something. :)

[amand_r]

LOL. I SUCK AT MAKING BREAD, AND LEAVE THAT TO OTHERS.

[paragraphs]

The black and whites? INCREDIBLE! Or rather, Pink and Whites, as that is what I got. They were fantastic, and I nearly lost mine to Shelby, as you can see. :)

I heartily recommend them to all! One is all you need at a sitting and the underlying cookie is delicious. Mmmmm. Yeah.

LOL, Blue and her enthusiasm is cute.

[amand_r]

THEY WERE SO NOT PINK. STOP DRAPING RED CERCKIEFS OVER YOUR LAMPS.

[paragraphs]

I SWEAR THEY WERE PINK!!! Okay so my memory is gone. THey weren't pink? I THINK THEY WERE BY THE TIME THEY GOT HERE!!!!

Whatever, they were AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[amand_r]

THAT IS A TROUBLING THING, THE PINKNESS. lawl.

They are hard to ship.

[count_to_seven]

Would you be willing to take a custom order?

Edit: Shouldn't have used the Jack icon ;) I mean this in all seriousness. Could you handle the baking and mailing of a mass of cookies for an event?

[amand_r]

Detail the number we are talking about here. And what kind of cookies?

Here is where I mention that I do a great limoncello shortbread cookie.

[count_to_seven]

I am looking for delicious and creative ideas for favors for our not-wedding party in April. I would need maybe three cookies per person for a party of presumably 48 people.

The signature cocktail at the event is going to be champagne and limoncello! If you don't think such a large order is doable, I'd definitely love some limoncello shortbread anyway ;)

[amand_r]

OMG THAT WOULD BE AWESOME, BUT i AM SO NOT A PROFESSIONAL BAKER. i WOULD BE SCARED TO FUCK UP UP YOUR WEDDING-NOT-WEDDING.

i COULD JUST MAKE YOU SOME LIMONCELLO SHORTBREAD.

[neifile7]

BLACK AND WHIIIIITES. AND I WOULD BUY DILDO BREAD FOR MY ROOMIE WERE YOU SO MOVED.

Om.

Nom.

[amand_r]

It's not the best bread in the world. It was dense. I dunno if I would ever give it to anyone.