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amand_r

VIVI AND MOMMY'S BLUE PANDA ADVENTURE

Oct 29, 2010 11:11

This past weekend I took my kid to DC to see her family and also the pandas, who are like family. Like the shark the panda had millions of razor sharp teeth, which they use like a hacksaw to cut through bone, candy and fences. The Chinese believe that if you find a discarded panda tooth, you have the power to summons Godzilla ( Read more... )

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valancy_joy October 29 2010, 15:26:29 UTC

AWWWW. Shark cakes. Am jellus!

Am never allowed to forget that when I was small and taken to the DC zoo I saw "hippopotosums" ... !!!

Awesomesauce all around!!

amand_r October 29 2010, 15:28:01 UTC

THEY WERE GROSS, ACTUALLY. THE CUPCAKES WERE GREAT, BUT I HAVE LOST MY TASTE FOR TWINKIES.

MY KID CALLS THEM EFFALANTS, NOT ELEPHANTS. I SHALL HOUND HER WITH THAT FOREVERS.

paragraphs October 29 2010, 15:41:47 UTC

It loaded fast for me just so you know! WONDERFUL pictures and that truck, it was going backwards--being towed? Like...did you keep thinking it could break free and come and get you? I WOULD'VE!!!

I haven't had a Twinkie in ages, sad to say. Or should I be glad to say.

amand_r October 29 2010, 15:47:39 UTC

crap! i deleted my thing!

Yeah, I was behind a van, and then it changed lanes and I was suddenly confronted with this. Talk about scaring the crap out of me for a split second!

paragraphs October 29 2010, 16:00:47 UTC

OMG did you SCREAM? I would've! Usually when trucks are towed they are, like, lifted UP a bit so you can see they aren't normal. This is freaking unnerving.

I am soon to get dressed to go buy ingredients for that coool soup! I hope it turns out as good as your Sharks. LOL.

amand_r October 29 2010, 16:06:14 UTC

I didn't scream, but i did this: O_O.

pocky_slash October 29 2010, 15:53:00 UTC

Oh man, I have that book! I could have made those shark cupcakes for Bad Movie Weekend: Shark Edition! Damnation!

In other news, GLAD YOU HAD A GOOD TIME IN DC! THE ZOO LOOKS FUN. I LOVE SKELETONS. ETC.

amand_r October 29 2010, 16:03:31 UTC

THE SKELETONS WERE AWESOME!

SOMEONE NEEDS TO MAKE "OLD SWAMPY" FROM THE BOOK. MAKE OLD SWAMPY.

walktheboat October 29 2010, 16:22:46 UTC

Oh, those cupcakes are awesome! They look so angry and edible. I'm super jealous of your cupcake talents. Mine never end up looking like that. :)

amand_r October 29 2010, 18:08:41 UTC

HAAAHAHAHA BLUE MADE THE CUPCAKES. THEY ARE VEGAN!!

neifile7 October 29 2010, 16:41:22 UTC

Not just Twink(ie)s and Sugar Beating, but authentic DALEK PORN. You really know how to make a girl's day.

Is that Piper who's giving Vivi (and the sharkcakes) the glad eye thar? Vivi does look positively edible in that red ensemble, gotta say.

<3

amand_r October 29 2010, 18:09:46 UTC

THAT IS PIPER!

YOU KNOW YOU LOVED THE PORN THE BEST.