A conversation a few weeks ago.

[amand_r]

Me: Awww, sometimes I want another baby.
Mum: You should have one.
Me: O_o?
Mum: No seriously, you're not working, Viola is at a great age, and babies aren't that expensive.
Me: O_o? (Ignoring the whole 'where would I get the sperm?" issue.)
Mum: You already have all the stuff.
Me: …
Mum: You should know that this is probably the Tramadol talking

Comments

[heddychaa]

I hear that Russell Tovey is donating some sperm.

[amand_r]

HAAAHAHAHAAAH THAT WAS WHAT MADE ME THINK OF THIS.

I DON'T THINK THOSE EARS SHOULD BE PASSED INTO THE GENETIC POOL.

SRY RUSS.

[heddychaa]

OMG HDU I love his ears SFM. My husband has moderately sticky-outy ears and I am just daydreaming of having a brood of big-eared kids LOL LOL

[amand_r]

Those ears wig me out. WIG ME OUT.

[paragraphs]

If you want more details about Life With Two, I can help.

[amand_r]

OH THIS IS ALL CONJECTURE. I SHALL NEVER.

[paragraphs]

If you ever feel weak, just think of what mine put me through... LOL.

[amand_r]

I would still have that huge "where does the sperm come from?" angle. I'm not paying for it.

[amand_r]

Yeah. I bet I could too, but I don't want someone's icky genes.

[jacquez]

right, so you would need to pre-screen for good genes. that's what okcupid is for, right?

...or is okcupid for rando hookups and craigslist for good genes? I can never remember.

[amand_r]

HAAAHAHAHH IS THAT TIME TRAVELER DUDE STILL AVAILABLE? I WANT THAT DUDE.