Comments | amand_r: pimps down, hos up.

amand_r

pimps down, hos up.

Jan 22, 2010 11:36

1. Happy Birthday, Lord Byron. I still hate your fucking poetry but want to be your drinking buddy.

2. My kid has discovered the miracle that is Disney Princess SpaghettiOs with meatballs whereas mommy feels like her childhood has been whupped upside the head with a cricket bat.

3. "At the age of 22 Conan applied for a job at Mrs. Fields, but ( Read more... )

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copperbadge January 22 2010, 16:48:16 UTC

I am LOL so hard at the Mrs. Fields thing. Oh my god, some clever PR person just got a raise there. :D

Also, your basement makes me want to organise things *twitches*

amand_r January 22 2010, 16:55:11 UTC

ALL THOSE BOXES ARE EMPTY AND JUST NEED TO BE BROKEN DOWN. ELSE THEY ARE STILL TAPED SHUT AND NEED TO BE REPACKED AND SORTED BEFORE BEING STACKED.

I STILL CONTEND THAT IT IS NEATER THAN NICK'S ROOM CURRENTLY. HE SHOULD BE SO LUCKY TO LIVE IN MY BASEMENT.

copperbadge January 22 2010, 16:56:35 UTC

You do make an excellent point about Nick's room. I bet there are very few crusty plates in your basement.

copperbadge January 22 2010, 16:57:01 UTC

Oh also, I am allergic to only two known foods: Ramen and Spaghetti-os. I don't know why.

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adjovi January 22 2010, 18:50:53 UTC

what is your conditioner? i got this crap for christmas that is organic stuff and smells like mint, but dries the eff out of my hair.

i'm hanging out with blue after work!

amand_r January 22 2010, 20:15:38 UTC

Herbal essences's None of your frizziness, though I never use the matching shampoo conditioner combo so this time the shampoo was garnier fructis smoothing shampoo.

HUG BLUE FOR ME!

adjovi January 22 2010, 20:22:48 UTC

will do! i'm making her go to REI with me after work on the dreaded rockville pike, but i foolishly signed up for this mega hike group to "get in shape for spring" which requires equipment.

kel_reiley January 22 2010, 20:30:47 UTC

oh, balls
i'm allergic to herbal essence :(

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kel_reiley January 22 2010, 19:16:19 UTC

FUCK BORDERS! they never called me, either
also, i am curious about your conditioner - YOU NEVER TOLD US WHAT KIND AND WHAT IT SMELLS LIKE!

amand_r January 22 2010, 20:16:23 UTC

see above comment!!

count_to_seven January 22 2010, 19:43:45 UTC

Borders called me but I told them to EFF THEMSELVES and went to Barnes and Noble.

I regret it to this day. But at least the nightmares are subsiding...

amand_r January 22 2010, 20:16:47 UTC

OMG BARNES AN NOBLES TOO. THEY ALL TOLD ME TO EFF OFF. BASTAGES! I WOULD BE SO GOOD AT IT!

count_to_seven January 22 2010, 20:22:34 UTC

Next time I meet them both in a dark alley, I'll give them a good kicking for you.

amand_r January 22 2010, 20:35:48 UTC

omg i feel avenged already.

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easilymused1956 January 22 2010, 19:57:25 UTC

Vi is just as fantastic as her mommy. Nothing normal for her! Princess noodles, dressed up giraffe, adventures at bedtime. Lalala

Good luck with the basement. I used to have a room like that.

Renee

amand_r January 22 2010, 20:17:07 UTC

I'm afraid it's going to eat me, that basement.