Thanks to Xiao di di, I now have WONDERWALL GOING THROUGH MY HEAD, AND THE ONLY THING THAT CAN SCRUB IT CLEAN, LIKE A MISTER CLEAN MAGIC ERASER IN MY SKULL, IS MIKA. I HATE YOU, NICHOLAS H. CRUENTUM. I COME FROM THE LAND OF COAL; YOU'RE LUCKY IT'S SO FUCKING HEAVY OR I'D SEND YOU A BIG OLD LUMP OF IT. I was going to make a joke about squeezing
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Theres a picture of kid me on the stairs which is similar. I'm using a Valentine's candy box as a fan and am wearing a wig. I was a weird child.
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I never got any underoos!
They should have adult underoos. I could make bulletproof cuffs and a headband out of tinfoil again...
Did you know if you spin around in the school bathroom you can become Wonder Woman and beat up bullies? It's incredible!
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1. UNDEROOS
2. ONESIE PAJAMAS WITH FEET
3. NOVELTY DOUBLE STRAP VELCRO SHOES.
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(Actually, with the mouse system, it doesn't really matter how hard you click, it will still open.)
Between the kid pics and the pandas on a slide, this is definitely one of your cutest posts.
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ALSO YOUR ICON IS AWESOME. AWESOME! I WISH JACK COULD GET A TSHIRT OF THAT AND WEAR IT UNDER HIS BUTTONDOWN.
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PANDAS!
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Seriously. Your kid is awesome. And really adorable. Hope she's doing better than the other night.
You can have your eggnog lattes. I'm having eggnog ice cream. Ha.
Where I live I'm somewhere between 6,035-7,200 FT. But can I see stars? Fuck no. Too much light pollution. But when I was younger we could lay out under the stars at my grandparents' house. It was awesome.
The pandas are adorable. Thank you bunches for the videos.
Please to be posting a new story soon?
Love ya lots.
Renee
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Oh shit, December is all fest stories, so they're either anon or i have a set posting date. I might also be writing about six of them for private, so whatever they choose to do with them after the hols is up to them.
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I hate eggnog. Haha. But I love mulled wine. Or well, Glühwein, as we say here, eh. I'm German, for God's sake.
I love your kid. DIVA!
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I love eggnog like burning. I love my kid more. SUPAH DIVAH.
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