'c' is for clara who wasted away

Dec 03, 2009 12:41

Thanks to Xiao di di, I now have WONDERWALL GOING THROUGH MY HEAD, AND THE ONLY THING THAT CAN SCRUB IT CLEAN, LIKE A MISTER CLEAN MAGIC ERASER IN MY SKULL, IS MIKA. I HATE YOU, NICHOLAS H. CRUENTUM. I COME FROM THE LAND OF COAL; YOU'RE LUCKY IT'S SO FUCKING HEAVY OR I'D SEND YOU A BIG OLD LUMP OF IT. I was going to make a joke about squeezing ( Read more... )

links to stuff, viola, scrubs, i blame crue, pittsburgh, video, omg the eggnog fairy is here, lisa is the biggest badass ever, i am awesome, my undying love of chali 2na, oh snap, personal wiggety-wack, it's on now, lulz, music, photos, the sopranos

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51stcenturyfox December 3 2009, 17:46:02 UTC
Awwww kidlet!

Theres a picture of kid me on the stairs which is similar. I'm using a Valentine's candy box as a fan and am wearing a wig. I was a weird child.

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amand_r December 3 2009, 17:54:32 UTC
That's awesome. I think when I was five my Halloween costume was Wonder Woman underoos.

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51stcenturyfox December 3 2009, 17:57:00 UTC
I ALWAYS WANTED THOSE.

I never got any underoos!

They should have adult underoos. I could make bulletproof cuffs and a headband out of tinfoil again...

Did you know if you spin around in the school bathroom you can become Wonder Woman and beat up bullies? It's incredible!

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amand_r December 3 2009, 18:02:25 UTC
HONEST TO GOD, THERE'S A WHOLE LIST OF THINGS THEY SHOULD MAKE FOR GROWN UPS:

1. UNDEROOS
2. ONESIE PAJAMAS WITH FEET
3. NOVELTY DOUBLE STRAP VELCRO SHOES.

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lionessvalenti December 3 2009, 18:09:55 UTC
I click your LJ cuts hard.

(Actually, with the mouse system, it doesn't really matter how hard you click, it will still open.)

Between the kid pics and the pandas on a slide, this is definitely one of your cutest posts.

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amand_r December 3 2009, 18:13:57 UTC
HAAAHAHAH I AIM FOR CUTE. IT OFFSETS THE HORRID POST TITLES.

ALSO YOUR ICON IS AWESOME. AWESOME! I WISH JACK COULD GET A TSHIRT OF THAT AND WEAR IT UNDER HIS BUTTONDOWN.

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kel_reiley December 3 2009, 18:52:19 UTC
...there's a way you can rip the music from that youtube vid

PANDAS!

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amand_r December 3 2009, 18:57:58 UTC
OH XHIBIT? I DOWNLOADED IT FROM ELSEWHERE. I AM BRILLIANT AND AWESOME.

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kel_reiley December 3 2009, 19:07:26 UTC
I APPLAUD YOUR MAD SKILLZ (skillZ with a Z, yes)

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amand_r December 3 2009, 19:07:54 UTC
XZIBIT, PIMP MY PLAYLIST.

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easilymused1956 December 3 2009, 18:53:26 UTC
I Love reading your lj rant... Uh, comments.

Seriously. Your kid is awesome. And really adorable. Hope she's doing better than the other night.

You can have your eggnog lattes. I'm having eggnog ice cream. Ha.

Where I live I'm somewhere between 6,035-7,200 FT. But can I see stars? Fuck no. Too much light pollution. But when I was younger we could lay out under the stars at my grandparents' house. It was awesome.

The pandas are adorable. Thank you bunches for the videos.

Please to be posting a new story soon?

Love ya lots.

Renee

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amand_r December 3 2009, 18:59:54 UTC
omg i forgot about egg nog ice cream. omg omg omg. EDYS!

Oh shit, December is all fest stories, so they're either anon or i have a set posting date. I might also be writing about six of them for private, so whatever they choose to do with them after the hols is up to them.

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cruentum December 3 2009, 19:16:21 UTC
I accept no blame whatsoever. YOU'RE MY WONDERWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL

I hate eggnog. Haha. But I love mulled wine. Or well, Glühwein, as we say here, eh. I'm German, for God's sake.

I love your kid. DIVA!

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amand_r December 3 2009, 19:18:56 UTC
A CHAMPAGNE SUPER NOVA IN THE SKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.

I love eggnog like burning. I love my kid more. SUPAH DIVAH.

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huesiemama December 4 2009, 02:05:15 UTC
Almost tweeted Wonderwall today after hearing it on the radio. (I sang along.)

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