'c' is for clara who wasted away

[amand_r]

Thanks to Xiao di di, I now have WONDERWALL GOING THROUGH MY HEAD, AND THE ONLY THING THAT CAN SCRUB IT CLEAN, LIKE A MISTER CLEAN MAGIC ERASER IN MY SKULL, IS MIKA. I HATE YOU, NICHOLAS H. CRUENTUM. I COME FROM THE LAND OF COAL; YOU'RE LUCKY IT'S SO FUCKING HEAVY OR I'D SEND YOU A BIG OLD LUMP OF IT. I was going to make a joke about squeezing

Comments

[51stcenturyfox]

Awwww kidlet!

Theres a picture of kid me on the stairs which is similar. I'm using a Valentine's candy box as a fan and am wearing a wig. I was a weird child.

[amand_r]

That's awesome. I think when I was five my Halloween costume was Wonder Woman underoos.

[51stcenturyfox]

I ALWAYS WANTED THOSE.

I never got any underoos!

They should have adult underoos. I could make bulletproof cuffs and a headband out of tinfoil again...

Did you know if you spin around in the school bathroom you can become Wonder Woman and beat up bullies? It's incredible!

[amand_r]

HONEST TO GOD, THERE'S A WHOLE LIST OF THINGS THEY SHOULD MAKE FOR GROWN UPS:

1. UNDEROOS
2. ONESIE PAJAMAS WITH FEET
3. NOVELTY DOUBLE STRAP VELCRO SHOES.

[51stcenturyfox]

I did buy myself ballet slippers for pretends!

[amand_r]

I like to scuff about on the floor and then touch people. STATIC ELECTRICITY!

[taffimai]

My roommate has 1 and 2. I will attempt to find links.

[amand_r]

MOTHER OF GOD. I NEED THEM.

[sivatheminty]

Target has GIANT adult footie pj's in the women's sleepwear section

[amand_r]

oh hoooooo.

[taffimai]

Underoos!
Footie Pajamas! With sock monkeys on the feet, no less.

[amand_r]

brilliant!

[sivatheminty]

Ahh..I see a links has been provided :)

[phaetonschariot]

Overalls. I want overalls, fuckit.

[amand_r]

I have overalls.